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Remember back when you saw your mom naked for the very first time and you felt that funny tingly sensation in the crotch of your fuzzy pjamas? In all my years no woman has ever come close to making me feel that way again. All this time i've wasted with wrothless harlots and treacherous whores when what i've been seeking has been right under my nose. Is it wrong to desire a return to the womb from which we sprung? I guess what i'm trying to say is my mom has really nice tits.