recoveringmale

Happy Zombie Day.

You know, I'm glad Pilate was talked into freeing Barabbas instead of Jesus, because otherwise we wouldn't have these:





Now I'm gonna go celebrate this meaningless religious holiday by listening to Bill Hicks rant about Easter and the fucking Gideons.

"In Australia they celebrate Easter the same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now... I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. Anybody? Where do you get this shit from? Why those two things? Why not goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer? As long as we're making shit up, go hog wild! At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on its back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.

(child's voice): Mommy, I woke up today, and there was Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!

(mother's voice): That's the story of Jesus!"



Amen.