Thank you for the kind responses, everyone... I won't be doing anything too rash. All I can say is, I've been drinking far too much coffee lately.
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hansel:
Coffee is good, and good for you! It's not like a drug at all. 
sassitude:
It's always fun, just nothing compared to the experience of being with another person. Woody Allen is right, for some of us, masturbation is a survival tool! 