recoveringmale

That does it. I am terrible with electric razors. Ever since cutting all my hair off, I have twice now attempted to trim it down a bit on my own, both times resulting in these awful patches of slightly-shorter-than-the-rest hair. It looks absurd. You'd think it'd be a simple matter of switching the guard to the correct length (#2) and holding it even... but no. I managed to fuck it up royally. Anyway. Hopefully a few days growth will cover up this embarrassment.

After that, I need outside assistance. This electric shaving business is new to me. Who will help teach me to cut my hair properly? The sad truth is that I never learned to do it, all throughout my childhood. Either my mom or my best friend cut my hair. And then I just started growing it out.

Now it is a bit patchy and ridiculous. So I will be wearing my new beanie for the next few days, and that's that.

And once it's all looking even and proper again, I'll take pictures and update my profile pic. That thing must be almost 2 years old. And I look cute with short hair.

At least that's what they tell me.