In the spirit of Tyler's numbering system:
A. I am fucking tired as hell. 8 am mornings can suck my dick.
B. My dad can be really fucking cool at times. He's understanding about the craziest aspects of my life. (But why is he picky about stupid shit like how often I go to Columbus?)
C. My bedroom at my parents house connects to the bathroom...I just heard one of my 10 year old brothers take a piss and he didn't fucking flush it. I think I should save all my piss and shit from a week or two in a jar and leave it in their closet so they can understand what it smells like when they don't flush. I could even tape record the sounds and have them loop for a few hours.
D. I still need serious motivation to start playing horn again. I have 5 weeks...I was supposed to work on it all summer. I am fucked - and I barely care.
E. I need to go shower and flush that fucking toilet.
A. I am fucking tired as hell. 8 am mornings can suck my dick.
B. My dad can be really fucking cool at times. He's understanding about the craziest aspects of my life. (But why is he picky about stupid shit like how often I go to Columbus?)
C. My bedroom at my parents house connects to the bathroom...I just heard one of my 10 year old brothers take a piss and he didn't fucking flush it. I think I should save all my piss and shit from a week or two in a jar and leave it in their closet so they can understand what it smells like when they don't flush. I could even tape record the sounds and have them loop for a few hours.
D. I still need serious motivation to start playing horn again. I have 5 weeks...I was supposed to work on it all summer. I am fucked - and I barely care.
E. I need to go shower and flush that fucking toilet.
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mnislahi:
wow that was soo amusing for me! 
1aura1:
