ok this is fucking ridiculous. this rain's getting biblical in ny.
i got a message from my god complex and i'm building an ark, and gathering 2 of everything cool for the new world after everything drowns.
i'm not getting two cocker spaniels, tho. i hate those dogs. they can doggie paddle.
my ark is fucking wicked - exactly like that powerboat that Don Johnson drove in Miami Vice - except it's bigger. And the cast of Love Boat runs the whole fucking show. Except for the weirdo doctor. He's out with the cocker spaniels.
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ok, ok fuck the whole ark thing. It ran aground today since it was 85 friggin degrees outside for the first time in eternity. my god complex said he was crank calling me, but my willingness to construct stupid shit at his wishes, however inane, will get me big bonus points for something else. kinda like frequent flyer miles. i guess.
it works out for the better i guess. things were getting violent. i collected 2 beta fish, and now there's only one, and he's all fucked up.
Isaac thanked me, and so did Gopher, who headed back to Washington DC. Captain Stubing went down with the ship when it ran aground, and has been ordering takeout to be delivered to its broken hull, right there on Broadway. Sorry about the mess.
i got a message from my god complex and i'm building an ark, and gathering 2 of everything cool for the new world after everything drowns.
i'm not getting two cocker spaniels, tho. i hate those dogs. they can doggie paddle.
my ark is fucking wicked - exactly like that powerboat that Don Johnson drove in Miami Vice - except it's bigger. And the cast of Love Boat runs the whole fucking show. Except for the weirdo doctor. He's out with the cocker spaniels.
edit:
ok, ok fuck the whole ark thing. It ran aground today since it was 85 friggin degrees outside for the first time in eternity. my god complex said he was crank calling me, but my willingness to construct stupid shit at his wishes, however inane, will get me big bonus points for something else. kinda like frequent flyer miles. i guess.
it works out for the better i guess. things were getting violent. i collected 2 beta fish, and now there's only one, and he's all fucked up.
Isaac thanked me, and so did Gopher, who headed back to Washington DC. Captain Stubing went down with the ship when it ran aground, and has been ordering takeout to be delivered to its broken hull, right there on Broadway. Sorry about the mess.
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i think i should move to PA and become Amish or something.
see what happened, everyone complained about the rain and now its 96 degrees outside. to refrain from melting/burning i've decided to stay inside, kickin it with the central air on.
oooh yeah