I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
no one alerted you
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at you all
Still my guitar gently weeps
- The Beatles -- "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
UPS has just one more day to get me my goddamn motherfucking shit or they gonna have one pissed off southern hick whiteboy up in there fucking somebody's ass up.
I had to part (painfully) with a lot of musical equipment to come up here to Cali, and now the two axes I brought up here with me are being held hostage along with some other equipment (Gibson G-20 combo, pedels...) because of some bullshit paperwork fuckup.
As far as I'm concerned, this error (which is something that I was made aware of before the packages ever left Louisiana, which means they were aware of it) is their motherfucking problem.
I've been more than patient. I've let these fucking shitassed bitchfucks do their little dance. I've gone out of my way do what I could to fix this problem and only gotten attitude over the phone from these cockwhores.
They fixin' to see a motherfucking attitude. They like to talk all snotty and shit over the phone. Let's see what they do when my big ugly ass gets right up in their face.
Other than that, it's been pretty cool up here so far. I'm going a little crazy feeling pretty useless up here. I'm not getting any exercise and I'm feeling pretty weak for it. I feel like I'm just being a financial drain on D&C. I hate not being able to pay my own way.
Also, I havn't pulled the pudd in a few days and my balls are dragging on the ground...
I really need to get f'ed up. I could really go for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster right about now...
But I'd settle for a whiskey on the rocks. Maybe a few shots of Jager.
But it's been really cool being around SexyBeast and urblueygrl
Despite all of little problems and bs, I feel better and more at peace (litterally, peace) than I have in a long time. I just need to find some way to get a little exercise, bring in some cash, and keep from killing these little UPS motherfuckers (no offence guitarsnglasses )
Anyway, if anyone reads this and knows anyone who's looking for someone to jam with, I am (for the first time in ten years) without a band. I'm not necessarily looking for an all out band right off the bat (but it'd be nice.) But I'd like to at least just find some people to jam with.
I don't like to label music styles. I play my style, so what ever your style is, bring it on and we'll make it fit.
I'm a bit rusty. It's been a rough year or so. Plus the past few weeks have been especially hectic, but I'm sure I'll get my chops back in no time.
So, call SexyBeast and get my cell # or message me if you are or know someone who wants to get together and do something.
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
no one alerted you
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at you all
Still my guitar gently weeps
- The Beatles -- "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
UPS has just one more day to get me my goddamn motherfucking shit or they gonna have one pissed off southern hick whiteboy up in there fucking somebody's ass up.
I had to part (painfully) with a lot of musical equipment to come up here to Cali, and now the two axes I brought up here with me are being held hostage along with some other equipment (Gibson G-20 combo, pedels...) because of some bullshit paperwork fuckup.
As far as I'm concerned, this error (which is something that I was made aware of before the packages ever left Louisiana, which means they were aware of it) is their motherfucking problem.
I've been more than patient. I've let these fucking shitassed bitchfucks do their little dance. I've gone out of my way do what I could to fix this problem and only gotten attitude over the phone from these cockwhores.
They fixin' to see a motherfucking attitude. They like to talk all snotty and shit over the phone. Let's see what they do when my big ugly ass gets right up in their face.
Other than that, it's been pretty cool up here so far. I'm going a little crazy feeling pretty useless up here. I'm not getting any exercise and I'm feeling pretty weak for it. I feel like I'm just being a financial drain on D&C. I hate not being able to pay my own way.
Also, I havn't pulled the pudd in a few days and my balls are dragging on the ground...

I really need to get f'ed up. I could really go for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster right about now...

But I'd settle for a whiskey on the rocks. Maybe a few shots of Jager.
But it's been really cool being around SexyBeast and urblueygrl
Despite all of little problems and bs, I feel better and more at peace (litterally, peace) than I have in a long time. I just need to find some way to get a little exercise, bring in some cash, and keep from killing these little UPS motherfuckers (no offence guitarsnglasses )

Anyway, if anyone reads this and knows anyone who's looking for someone to jam with, I am (for the first time in ten years) without a band. I'm not necessarily looking for an all out band right off the bat (but it'd be nice.) But I'd like to at least just find some people to jam with.
I don't like to label music styles. I play my style, so what ever your style is, bring it on and we'll make it fit.
I'm a bit rusty. It's been a rough year or so. Plus the past few weeks have been especially hectic, but I'm sure I'll get my chops back in no time.
So, call SexyBeast and get my cell # or message me if you are or know someone who wants to get together and do something.
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I don't know any musicians sorry. But I agree with urblueygrl. Before you got there she worried about him being alone and now he won't have to be. He'll have someone to keep him company and cook for him. Ultimately in the end that will be more beneficial to them than a couple bucks.
Welcome to California. Sorry we didn't talk at brunch.