rebeldogg

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

- The Outlaws -- "Put Another Log on the Fire"

I've got such an exciting life. Prepare for another tale of intrigue and adventure:

So I finally hooked up with my Puerto Rican friend. (Everyone should have one, just to prove you're not racist. Or just to get to his moms hot tuna taco... )

We went and rented some movies. The ones we watched last night were pretty good.

We got Grandma's Boy, The Weatherman, The Ice Harvest, and Red Eye.

We only watched the first two, though. We spent the first few hours he was here playing Halo.

Thats just how fucking cool we are.

I'm still pissed at him for talking me out of renting High Tension and Hoodwinked. Now I regret it. I wanted to see both of them, but I can't go spend anymore money on crap until I leave. I'm going to try to convince my sister to rent them.

I was about to watch The Ice Harvest a little while ago, but then I realized Tank Girl was on TV again. I had to watch it.
Fuck you if you don't like it. It may be a kind of silly, crappy movie with Ice-T dressed as a kangaroo...

That's it.

But Lori Petty is so frickin' hot. I don't usually go for the anorexically skinny type, but there is just something about Tank Girl that makes my dick wiggle.

Her British friend (Naomi Watts) was pretty hot, too.

Anyway, so now I'm going to watch The Ice Harvest. Then I'm going to play X-box. Because everything else I own is packed up/given away/sold.

Oh, and the guy's coming tonight to buy my P. A. It's a sad day, but I need the money. It's like that time I blew that rodeo clown... well, not really. It didn't really NEED that money...

I'm going to try to take a picture of my nephew Hayden on top of the speakers holding my axe before I lose 'em. The speakers... not the baby.