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Woo! Got some funky fresh sneakers, socks, and the biggest straw hat I could possibly find this side of the coast. Getting so excited for festival season! We are kicking off with Kerfuffle on May 3rd in Maryland (Incubus, The Offspring, Dirty Heads, Panic! At The Disco, etc.). I NEEDED to satisfy my sexual awakening by seeing the lead singer of P!ATD in person. Are...
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I'm feeling great! I got out of the house for a little bit last night, just walked around the mall for a little bit, my partner and I are a bit of Mallrats and we love it that way. I walked around the mall singing and making Michael Jackson noises at people, and also singing the Amy Schumer "This Is Where My Poop Comes Out"...
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Someone tell me another animal that has buttcheeks!!!! (apes/monkeys/anything like that doesn't count!!) If you are able to name another creature with booty meat, I will.. Post a picture of my booty meat, I suppose? Fair is fair!
Hello all, I hope this blog finds you well. I have gone over how to write this a thousand times in my head while in the hospital, and it sounded so good, but I never wrote it down. I am just anxious to get back to you all, and a bit weak and certainly tired, so I am just going to lay it out on...
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ππ±ππππHappy Birthday, Lady!!!! I love my liddle kiddun so much! I can't believe you are only a year old. I feel like I've had you my whole life. You will always be my derpy diva kitten! And happy birthday to her litter mates: Lady (quite the common name), Dahlia, and Fur!!πππππ±π
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who are celebrating! Stay green, stay merry, and
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