reanimateme

Customer: So you're not going to shoot a bunch of kids like that Columbine School are you?

Me: Um........

Customer: Your shirt just reminded me, with its eyes like that and stuff.

Me: My shirt? (Looks down at shirt) It's a band t-shirt.

Customer: Oh, what's tehir name?

Me: The Distillers.

Customer: Are you in the band?

Me: No.......

Customer: Oh, ok. Sorry.

He leaves.
I sigh.