reanimateme

So my friend gave me a 'balloon animal kit' she got from her bookstore.

They fuckin' rawk.

Im gonna kick ass, I'm gonna make mad animals. I know I'm such a kid, but who whouldn't want to make kick-ass balloon animals!

I thought I'd be funny if I dressed up how I do and go to kid's birthday parties...

"Hey Mr. Scary Clown Man, make me a swan!"

Then I go, "Here's a snake..now go run off"

Or...

"Mr. Scary Clown Man! Mr. Scary Clown Man, make me a bunny!"

Then with a little red sharpie magic,
"Here's a headless bunny, (I give the head as a seprate balloon) now go play with the snake kid."

It probably wouldn't last long and be very traumatizing for said children, but it would be quite funny.

"Mommy, Mommy! My bunny has no head! No Head!"

"Oh Dear..."