:i got a parking ticket paid, and elf on dvd for christmas.
:die, holidays of doom
:i think im obsessed with the font Wes Anderson uses for the text in his films
:i get to stay in california for a month and sleep in a bed that is 4 feet high
:my wife is on the same coast as me, but still to far away
:yesterday i od'd on kettle corn and woke up at 5 in the morning to vomit
:my dream is to marry a ninja robot trillionaire.
:i have a friend who talks to his cat in hopes that it will someday learn english
:i just remembered how much i love the Aquabats.
:i find it really disturbing that this is what was located within walking distance from where i lived in florida
:i rule at baking cookies
"Just like a rainbow you know you set me free and I just can't get enough (and I just can't get enough). *
One day, I hope you do buy an ice cream truck so that i can paint it...
*fagaliciouis lyric brought to you by depeche mode.
:die, holidays of doom
:i think im obsessed with the font Wes Anderson uses for the text in his films
:i get to stay in california for a month and sleep in a bed that is 4 feet high
:my wife is on the same coast as me, but still to far away
:yesterday i od'd on kettle corn and woke up at 5 in the morning to vomit
:my dream is to marry a ninja robot trillionaire.
:i have a friend who talks to his cat in hopes that it will someday learn english
:i just remembered how much i love the Aquabats.
:i find it really disturbing that this is what was located within walking distance from where i lived in florida
:i rule at baking cookies
"Just like a rainbow you know you set me free and I just can't get enough (and I just can't get enough). *
One day, I hope you do buy an ice cream truck so that i can paint it...
*fagaliciouis lyric brought to you by depeche mode.
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OH MY GOD did you see the "hymen repair"?! What the fuck?!
hahaha that was exactly what was going through my mind when i saw that!