Why are children so evil! Not in an Omen - Damien sort of "oh shit, he's going to kill me" sort of way but in the kind of way kids are more prone to. Like pretending there ninjas in the middle of the cinema while holding popcorn, not realising that some poor bastard is going to have to clean up that mess and probably but shouted at for not cleaning it fast enough even though said spawn of satan is rolling around in the pile of popcorn, spreading it in an even distribution across the foyer and mushing it into the floor.
*breathe*
And then the parents (who should be shot for having no control over their device of chaos) looks at you with a 'Im doing fuck all and not going to apologise' look and proceeds to demand another bag of popcorn so that the entire floor can again be plastered in little nuggets from hell. UNCONTROLING PARENTS NEED TO BE SHOT!
And Movies for Juniors!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! Let me paint the picture. Its half ten on a saturday morning, and upon getting to work you find that your boss is comparable to a yo-yo. You are half asleep, havn't had time to have a cup of tea. So, stressed from collage and work while trying to upkeep some form of a social life, you get ready for work and set yourself behind your till for the onslaught of parents demanding coffee and your boos demanding you sell them even more coffee. I may like to add here that every ticket is a 1 each!! Child AND adult, so for a family of 4 its 4. Im getting on a roll and getting into the swing of my morning when this woman (lets call her TWAT!) comes to the counter.
'Hello' I say,' How can I help?'
'I'll have a medium popcorn and two latte's.' Is the short reply.
'Sure thing'
I make the coffee and get her the popcorn.
'That will be 7.40, please'. I ask.
'What!!" reply's TWAT!
(now heres the punch line, baring in mind its her, her husband and child)
'Thats more than the tickets!!!'
NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! THEY WERE A 1 EACH!!!!!
This is a very small example of what I have to deal with at work.
*breathe*
And then the parents (who should be shot for having no control over their device of chaos) looks at you with a 'Im doing fuck all and not going to apologise' look and proceeds to demand another bag of popcorn so that the entire floor can again be plastered in little nuggets from hell. UNCONTROLING PARENTS NEED TO BE SHOT!
And Movies for Juniors!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! Let me paint the picture. Its half ten on a saturday morning, and upon getting to work you find that your boss is comparable to a yo-yo. You are half asleep, havn't had time to have a cup of tea. So, stressed from collage and work while trying to upkeep some form of a social life, you get ready for work and set yourself behind your till for the onslaught of parents demanding coffee and your boos demanding you sell them even more coffee. I may like to add here that every ticket is a 1 each!! Child AND adult, so for a family of 4 its 4. Im getting on a roll and getting into the swing of my morning when this woman (lets call her TWAT!) comes to the counter.
'Hello' I say,' How can I help?'
'I'll have a medium popcorn and two latte's.' Is the short reply.
'Sure thing'
I make the coffee and get her the popcorn.
'That will be 7.40, please'. I ask.
'What!!" reply's TWAT!
(now heres the punch line, baring in mind its her, her husband and child)
'Thats more than the tickets!!!'
NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! THEY WERE A 1 EACH!!!!!
This is a very small example of what I have to deal with at work.
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