Had a bat mitzvah at the club last night. Most of the kids were actually pretty cool, but there was this one lil' fucker who gave me nonstop trouble, and capped the night off by going into the men's room, biting off the tip of a glow necklace, and slinging the phosphorescent shit all over the place. I coulda killed the little prick.
On a side note, I might not have shaved my head, had I known how many bar and bat mitzvahs we have at the place. I'm worried some of the parents might think it's in poor taste to have a guy with a shaved head in charge of keeping their kids safe.
On a side note, I might not have shaved my head, had I known how many bar and bat mitzvahs we have at the place. I'm worried some of the parents might think it's in poor taste to have a guy with a shaved head in charge of keeping their kids safe.
just keep the kids safe and it will all be ok, lol
wear a yamika