razorpsych

it was my last day of lecture on friday.

It was a bit crazy, first of all the lecture. Basically i encapsulated what traditional lectures should be. I was half asleep and doodiling on my paper with a pen drwaing little patterns, not listening to anything the lecturer said i only taking any notice when i saw a hooker's arse on this painting, as it was quite large. Two girls i knew were whispering with their phones texting each other even due they were side by side to each other. And my goth friend Jo was beside me actually writing a few notes, although he was twenty minutes late.

It finished, went to lunch and had godawful pasta and saw two girls who i went to uni with but never really got on with with. as i talked to them i realised why. all the blond one did was talk about herself in a very overpowering and almost quite arrogant way. the other was just a bit dull. you meet so many people in uni and you only really get on with a few of them as i have found out.

then decided to go to the uni pub and get very drunk. which i did. i think i drank about five or six stellas and starting talking shit to people. there's a friend of mine there who's going through men like there is no tomorrow. i tried to explain to her that what she really needs is a boyfriend but it seems to me that she is trying to get through as many men as possible. nothing wrong with what she does but i'm not sure its making her happy.

then me and jo had the bright idea of going to his house and taking some mushrooms. so i rang my girlfriend and asked her to come along. i went to jo's house and passed out for about an hour and a half. however i thought only 5 minutes had passed. anyway, i woke up and my girlfriend and joe had already smoked a couple of spliffs between them. So i shared one and jo decided to measure out some mushrooms with his little weight machine. He decided to eat three grams while me and my girlfriend only had the one, cos we are a bit smaller than he has.

then went to the uni pub again. Was very scary, cos it was very busy because it was the last day of term. someone in there i knew was trying to persuade me to go to the end of term party in the uni club thing. i knew it was a very bad idea but she kept trying to persuade me. last time i was on e in there and kept getting pushed off the stage and was high till the early hours. that was about 2 years ago and now i was on shrooms. luckily tickets had sold out.

I had more fun in the pub playing with the jenga blocks and trying to create a stonehenge ritual pattern. And then i kept laughing my ass off. then i kept staring at the pub people and it automatically reminded me of a mating ritual. there were the guys, who by the way smelt really really bad, in a pack and the looks on their eyes were of desperation. they were all in little hunting roups and staring for availability. the girls were all done up in their 'coolest' gear ( to me it looked like shit but there you go) thrusting their tits out and looking for the meat. i was looking at various conversations and laughing because i was noticing the body language of single people who basically wanted to get drunk, make out and fuck, but because of social conventions had to go through this little play.

was freaking out and it was closing time so we went to a little pub near jo's house. Now that was fun because there was a massive big screen with i of course had to stare at for about an hour. Two annoying uni guys who knew jo and me a lttle were there. Jo, as he was fucked, was a little mean to them, because although you could feel sorry for them because they had no idea about sociability and being attractive to people were basically annoying fuckwits. it was the last uni day, so we couldn't give a shit. met our lesbian friend who for the rest of night was very 'friendly' with my girlfriend. didn't mind though, it was sweet and i have a lot of trust in my girlfriend not to go to far. watched madonna's papa don't preach video and called her a filthy slut becuase she was making dirty eyes to her father and i thought that was abit wrong. all three of us then sat rigidly to watch the white stripes kate moss strip tease video. damn, she's hot. britney's video wasn't bad either.

by this time jo was coming down and threatening to kill someone and mumbling to himself. i was also coming down but not so angry. went to his house with us trying to calm him down and not destroy anything.

at jo's house he took some speed and tried to persuade me to take some. my girlfriend really didn't want me to take any because last time i did i was drinking copiously and throwing up at the end. but i did, because it was my final uni day. she got angry and went off in a huff with lesbian girl following behind to 'comfort' her. i was too fucked to argue so i smoked a few spliffs and listened to various goth and darkwave songs, and i remembered covenant for some reason.
thene evryone came back and someone put on the buffy season 6 video, which had the singing episode. basically lesbian friend and jo started singing to the lyrics and he decided to zoom in with his dvd player on the bits where you could see cleavage. I especially liked anya with few clothes on and the scene where tara is going down on willow and she's flying. spike looked very cool and he was doing that 'rest in peace' song looking hard and stuff. at the same time i was trying to figure out how to turn this transformer maninto a bulldozer but had no luck whatsoever shouting out loud 'it was easier in my day!'. later i then shouted out loud 'i need to do the ironing!' proceeding in the process snatching jo's vacuum cleaner as he had just turned it on.
Was also playing with a figure of he-man who had very pert buttocks and a crooked head, but no penis. they also had a figure of that knight in the 'holy grail' who had all his limbs lopped off. you could take the limbs off which i did, but then decided to put him in various bondage sex positions because he could take his legs off as well.
all fun, and all abit random and fucked.
most of the fun i've had hasn't actually been at uni but drug-fuelled and with mates. and i hope it will continue to be.