got broadband today. oh dear. it opens up a bigger can of worms when it comes to internet usage. music, porn and a fast connection...
a couple of years ago i had broadband at my parent's house, made me crazy and blind as well.
oh well. i just better keep control of myself and pay attention to my girlfriend on occasion
Metros was an experience. first off, my two uni friends didn't turn up which pissed me off completely cos i only went cos they said they were going, then this 'friend' of mine from a few years ago came up and started talking to me. now this guy is ok, but there was a reason why i didn't get in touch with him- he's a compulsive liar!
first off he was doing an english masters.
he's fucking 19!
then he said to me that he's slept with 286 women or something, and to my girlfriend he said 86. now this guy's no stud, but he obviously thought he was.
out of half of them, he could make them cum within 2 minutes with his fingers. i know it happens, but he must be the sex master if he could do that
he did all the positions in the kama sutra
he can only get an orgasm in pain
he has an orgasm without actualy ejaculating
he never masturbates. he doesn't like it and he has always has a women to do it with
he has four women on the go right now
he really hates blowjobs. he's only happy if the girls orgasms. i guess that's nice, but i think he's been reading too much don juan.
tell me if you think he's don juan incarnated
my girlfriend got completely pissed. the barmaid gave us rum and cokes instead of vodka/cokes at some point and completely messed us both up
she took a hubcap from the road, and is now pride of place on the wall.
that's enough. of that. now i sleep.
a couple of years ago i had broadband at my parent's house, made me crazy and blind as well.
oh well. i just better keep control of myself and pay attention to my girlfriend on occasion
Metros was an experience. first off, my two uni friends didn't turn up which pissed me off completely cos i only went cos they said they were going, then this 'friend' of mine from a few years ago came up and started talking to me. now this guy is ok, but there was a reason why i didn't get in touch with him- he's a compulsive liar!
first off he was doing an english masters.
he's fucking 19!
then he said to me that he's slept with 286 women or something, and to my girlfriend he said 86. now this guy's no stud, but he obviously thought he was.
out of half of them, he could make them cum within 2 minutes with his fingers. i know it happens, but he must be the sex master if he could do that
he did all the positions in the kama sutra
he can only get an orgasm in pain
he has an orgasm without actualy ejaculating
he never masturbates. he doesn't like it and he has always has a women to do it with
he has four women on the go right now
he really hates blowjobs. he's only happy if the girls orgasms. i guess that's nice, but i think he's been reading too much don juan.
tell me if you think he's don juan incarnated
my girlfriend got completely pissed. the barmaid gave us rum and cokes instead of vodka/cokes at some point and completely messed us both up
she took a hubcap from the road, and is now pride of place on the wall.
that's enough. of that. now i sleep.
Curi.