-Dream-
So a few of my friends and I are walking through a fair and come across Ron Jeremy. He's walking to like three porno chicks. My friend stops him to shake his hand and tell him how much of a fan he is. I walk up and tell him I have seen him three different times in person, but that I never bothered to walk up and bug him personally. Then I begin to tell him how he got into porn at just the right time, cause there really wouldn't be a place for him in there currently without him already having the status he did. We get into an argument about that for awhile, during which my friends try and get me to apologize.
-Wake Up-
So a few of my friends and I are walking through a fair and come across Ron Jeremy. He's walking to like three porno chicks. My friend stops him to shake his hand and tell him how much of a fan he is. I walk up and tell him I have seen him three different times in person, but that I never bothered to walk up and bug him personally. Then I begin to tell him how he got into porn at just the right time, cause there really wouldn't be a place for him in there currently without him already having the status he did. We get into an argument about that for awhile, during which my friends try and get me to apologize.
-Wake Up-
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paulnikon:
Holy c rap! That does look like me.
tita:
Haha! Sounds just like a meeting with Ron. I don't think he would argue exactly, but the rest could have been real life. In fact, come to the next EXXXOTICA and it could be!