Saturday May 22, 2004

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In case anyone is paying attention to my negleted journal, I 've got an exclusive. I've been serious with the sweetest, cutest, and all around wonderful little punk rock girl for the past two months. It was worth the wait, and we have too much in common.

Sorry ladies, I'm off the market. The suicide hotline operates 24/7 if you can't...
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Wednesday Jan 28, 2004

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Lesson's learned:

Never pick you nose after eating wasabe peas unless you wash you hand. The dont rub your eyes when you tear up.
Really, kids, learn from my pain.

Kusinich rhymes with spinach. A hit to all you songwriters out there really gay for Kusinich.
llouys:

about not having photoshop:

try http://gimp.org/

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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Today, I was listening to a Fresh Air interview with a journalist that went undercover in the sex slave industry. What I heard made me want to reconsider the 12 Monkeys's solution to our breeding problem. The fact that I share the same star stuff as these organ sacks makes me ill.

Monday Jan 26, 2004

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I got a good look at my new pad. If Bob Villa inspected it, he would have a nervous breakdown. It looks like some of the cabinets were built out of pieces of wood found on roadsides or cannibalized from pallets ripped off from Winn Dixie. Some pieces weren't even nailed down.

There is a dimmer switch that turns off the hallway light, but...
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Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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This is the last week of being George Kastanza. My aluminum paneled palace is nearly ready.

I've learned a few things in the two years I have lived with my parents.

-I am much more like them than I thought. I can go from silly to scholarly like my dad and tend to be reclusive. I can be short tempered and dogmatic like my...
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Wednesday Jan 21, 2004

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Just came back from the SG Burlesque Show in St. Pete. Let's just say I wasn't sexually frustrated when I left home.

I really wanted to meet the girls, but I always shy away from meeting famous people. I especially wanted to meet Violet, but I can't stand cloying people and that's a fair peeve: I avoid being cloying myself.

I...
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violet:

aww you should have come up and said Hi, i would have loved to take a polaroid with you and chatted a little bit. And darling i'm not famous, i'm just a normal girl, who used to be a cheerleader, who now gets paid to dance around and act like an idiot with chocolate sauce, cat fights and pom poms... Now if i win the pulitzer prize for the book i'm writing then you should be too shy!

Monday Jan 19, 2004

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Argh. Journal Entries.

Latest Events: Moving into a nice trailer and lot next month and am getting paid well. I've got this side enterprise that may treat me well and its legal, for once. Some people knock trailers but try to find a livable 2 bedroom home for less than $5k. With all the cheap living I will be doing, I can start planning...
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