raygunjones's SuicideGirls Blog

DON'T MESS WITH EXAS, VOL. 4

Just got a text from my Ex asking if I wanted to have babies with her. Whadda I need to go trolling around the local Greyhound bus station to meet a sane gal around here? Bwugghhghgh. Mental. I'm physically ill over the mentally ill. My shower needs a shower, and Pep-pep needs a cold-one.

voodou:

fucking whack yo. fucking whack.

Apr 14, 2010

rourke:

Bahahahahaha. Sorry.

Apr 14, 2010

Vouched for a homeboy on some freelance shit and it blew up in my face like an airbag. Moral. Story. Listen to your gut. I didn't, now I'm apologizing for the ineffectiveness of others. Nothing more tacky. Nothing more embarrassing. If you don't work smart, work hard. If you don't do either, piss-off.

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raygunjones:

Yeah, I was kind of putting this job out there for my friend to kind of see how he'd take to it before I brought him on directly with me. I can probably smooth things over with with a round of drinks. I'm just a little bummed to see that I can't feel confident in helping out a chum to get things going outside of the work that we do. Que sera.

Apr 14, 2010

gemi:

hummmm
i bet!
chear up you tried...assw such a good heart you have sir

Apr 14, 2010

Bad Lieutenant : Port St. Pachinko

Simple premise: Give Nicolas Cage a mountain of cocaine and lock him in a Japanese Hotel Room under the premise that he's playing a jingle writer for the next Ridley Scott film. On the third day burst in, cameras rolling, and follow him as he unravels through a series of pre-lit and scenes that he gets dropped off at.

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ida_:

Definitely see Into the Wild and Man on Wire. and then The Fall, Thumbsucker, and Shortbus. the others you might not like.
and no i don't hate you for that, loserrrrrr

Apr 13, 2010

raygunjones:

Haaaaaaa

Apr 13, 2010

This one's going out to Sid Fields.

FADE IN:

EXT. BEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY

BEN carries a few things from his trunk towards his apartment building when he notices

MCU - A MOTHER fumbles through her purse, searching for her house keys to no avail.

Her LITTLE GIRL plays in a pile of dirt near the doorway.

Ben pulls out his keys in an...
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raygunjones:

Hahahahahahahaha. All better.

Fact - Sharks eat guns, and shit bullets.

I forgot how much the 1980's Lex Luthor looked like he was in a waiting behind velvet ropes outside of a place called The Manhole. So awesome.

Apr 12, 2010

voodou:

hehehe glad you like it.
sharks: cool points +1000000000
...so that's where bullets come from!

damn lex luthor stealing cakes. the ass.

Apr 12, 2010

tupou:

jajaj but normaly Tupou is all the time with skate.. tupou +skate is good also?? jajajbaby is better if you white in my wall... xoxo

Apr 12, 2010

Just wrote my hand arthritic

and enjoyed a nice slow flirt with the dreamiest of waitress/barista/bartender/Shangri-Las fan (As the Devil and Daniel Johnston both will attest, I turned the page of my Iggy Pop biography right as she changed the disc to the first cries of a Shangri-Las tune; down on my page, a picture of a Shangri-Las poster from some small club they played...
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count:

"Being a one-man-bicycle gang" bicycle gangs are big in chicago aren't they?

Apr 11, 2010

raygunjones:

Indeed they are. I use to be a bicycle messenger when I lived there. I'm living closer to NYC now and can be quite shy at times (hence the One-Man-Gang).

Apr 11, 2010