Quick documentary pitch: I'm in the market for a new vacuum, this kid is in the market to fend off bullies. Game-on. He teaches me the true value of a vintage '78 Kenmore Magnicore and I beat up a bunch of sadist kids. Before you know it, I'm fixing vacuums and he's wearing fingerless brawler gloves. WIN-WIN.
Title: Bicycle Jones and The Vacuum Kid
Tag: (To be read by the modern incarnation of the Marlboro Man) This summer don't forget to empty the dirtbags in the trash where they belong.
Seriously, if only everybody tackled their passions with the grit that this dude possesses.
Title: Bicycle Jones and The Vacuum Kid
Tag: (To be read by the modern incarnation of the Marlboro Man) This summer don't forget to empty the dirtbags in the trash where they belong.
Seriously, if only everybody tackled their passions with the grit that this dude possesses.
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"Fucking magnets. How do they work?
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