Intense Skype convo going down between said co-worker and mother-in-law through a $10,000 Mackie console in perfect 5.1 clarity.
If becoming a zombie were the price to pay for dying for like the next 15-20 mins, I'd be okay eating brains going forward forward in life/death. I don't have to many gaps in my resume so I think I'd land on my feet like a kitten from a counter-top.
Silver-lining - 1 Bonus Point - Just found out that one of said co-worker's dog's name is Wesley. This is starting to evolve into some intense Woodward and Bernstein investigative journalism type shit, son.
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"Now, Ms. Ripperton, I'm going to go down this list of potential Ferret names and just cough gently into the phone as an unspoken confirmation that the names that I'm reading are associated with mutant-gate."
If becoming a zombie were the price to pay for dying for like the next 15-20 mins, I'd be okay eating brains going forward forward in life/death. I don't have to many gaps in my resume so I think I'd land on my feet like a kitten from a counter-top.
Silver-lining - 1 Bonus Point - Just found out that one of said co-worker's dog's name is Wesley. This is starting to evolve into some intense Woodward and Bernstein investigative journalism type shit, son.
:"Now, Ms. Ripperton, I'm going to go down this list of potential Ferret names and just cough gently into the phone as an unspoken confirmation that the names that I'm reading are associated with mutant-gate."
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ida_:
why are you makin fun of shuffleboard? i was in the top shuffleboard team in my gym class. and by team i mean me and my gothic friend alex.
raygunjones:
Not making fun of shuffle board. Drawing a parallel to the degree of reckless abandon lacking in the last few shows I've gone to. If it's less offensive to your sensibilities, imagine that it akin to spectators of the world racquetball league finals. 