Just bought the domain name to cockroulette.com. So when Time Warner buys out chat roulette and then figures out exactly what it is, drinks are on me. 
prettyinink:
lmao!
First thing I see when I walk out the door today is the guy looking like he was interested in breaking into my car. Fortunately, alcohol is usually more of a ceremonious touch to mark the success of a crime well-done, e.g. Danny Ocean's crew. This guy went all "cart-before-the-horse" and face-before-the-sneakers, slamming his head out onto the sidewalk right in front of a cop...
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Alright Easter, thanks for fuckin' wit the program. Sunday's where I ritualistically read, eat bacon, drink coffee, and flirt with the cute waitress. Thanks for leaving Boston Market (the extended family of all vagrants) on the table.
"Mummmmy, There's a Lincoln log in me sock drawer. It's the story of Jesus."
-William Melvin Hicks
"Mummmmy, There's a Lincoln log in me sock drawer. It's the story of Jesus."
-William Melvin Hicks
scarlaa:
Zuul! That demon possesses hot women!
raygunjones:
Indeed. But then again they're demons. They've been around the block a few time and can spot some ass with half a glance. So who's your Stay Puff?
niobe:
*hugs*
fatdog57:
been there,all I got was a chair as well....
I want to punch turbo tax square in the internerd for fuckin' up the format. It's puff puff give, son. Last year I rocked the shit out in less than an hour. This year I gotta go to one of those H&R blocks that used to be an ihop. And I'd rather be eating pancakes while they're doing my taxes.
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count:
I drove up here today. I love driving. You run across so many interesting people.
raygunjones:
That's one of Woody's most underrated works. I'm also giving Deconstructing Harry another crack and it was better than I remember. I almost shook the shit out of one of my colleagues for admitting that he never saw a Woody Allen film. At least once a year get real serious about his films and re-watch as many as a can before I turn into an agoraphobic as a result. I think 7 is a good recommended cut-off.
I think 7 is a good recommended cut-off.I'm so in in the flesh that they want 80 bucks used for this thing on amazon. 
This could really complicate my mind for the next month or so. I need to go to an aquarium or something to calm down.
This could really complicate my mind for the next month or so. I need to go to an aquarium or something to calm down.
peekabo0:
wkakajakakakjajaj're funny!
I love peanut butter and my country is seldom seen
I love peanut butter and my country is seldom seen
raygunjones:
Then go into zombie food ration mode and parse it as you see fit. I never really paid it a whole lot of mind, but I guess I'm a glutinous peanut-butter eatin' motherfucka. I'm humbled in my ignorance of the Chilean importation of George Washington Carver's finest of discoveries.