Dear Person Who Vandalized My Mini Cooper The Past Two Nights In A Row,
1. fuck you
2. grow up
3. i'm going to wait up and watch for you to try it again, and then i'm going to stab you. i mean it. i can run faster than you'd think, and i have this fancy new set of kitchen knives that i'm not using for anything else....so yeah. i'm REALLY looking forward to meeting you.
asshole.
1. fuck you
2. grow up
3. i'm going to wait up and watch for you to try it again, and then i'm going to stab you. i mean it. i can run faster than you'd think, and i have this fancy new set of kitchen knives that i'm not using for anything else....so yeah. i'm REALLY looking forward to meeting you.
asshole.
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Never had any problems after that. Of course, I attribute this more to the vandal moving on. Motherfucker did pilfer my eyeglasses, though.