raydancer

My cat's fat.

I want a microdermabarasion and a massage. I also need tp start plucking my eyebrows after I get the fucking furballs waxed.

I'm saving money for a car and getting some new fall clothes. Specifically, a good, brown coat.

I need to straighten my hair more often. And read more books. I also wish I was good at math.

I need to be more sociable and less of a lazy, negative, introverted loser.

I'm sick of buying shit I don't want on impulse. I need to start exercising again.

I hate every single person I ever knew from fucking sea cadets. Either they're working where I am, or at fucking Zellers. I'm glad I quit when I did, because those kids have something seriously wrong with them. I should never have stuck with that shit.

I want to listen to Wagner's Nibelunglied in its entirety. As nerdy and unintentionally racist as that sounds, I just want to tell some bourgeois fuckers I actually did it when I need them to shut up. Also, I need to stop being a such a bourgeois shitheel.

My grandma says I need to find a nice girlfriend to have rough sex with. My grandma's genes are the reason I don't get hungover and have beer with bacon sandwiches. I trust my grandma. Girls think I'm weird, but I get the "but he's so HOT" treatment when my back's turned..

Finally, I need to stop eating fucking junk food and get more sleep. Jesus, I look and feel like such shit these days, and I have no energy or patience. A steady diet of Subway sandwiches and a solid eight and a half hours of sleep should fix that.

How's Mrfunkyonlyfriendgenius doing, today?