raydancer

Ever wonder if somewhere, deep down inside your heart of hearts that never lies, you know exactly how your life is going to end up? More specifically, how you're going to kick the shit bucket?

I've had dreams where I get hit by a train in a car at night, fall down the stairs in my house, get electrocuted washing the dishes, get shot by...
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Guess what, everybody? I just got off work, and it's time for my weekend. I work in a customer service call center for AT&T Wireless. I sit on my ass and take calls from Americans.

Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.

I don't want to...
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I work in a customer service call center for AT&T Wireless. I sit on my ass and take calls from Americans.

Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.

I don't want to sound too blatantly Canadian when I say this, but Americans are fucking dumb, greedy,...
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Today, when I was going out for an eye exam, I happened to get a pair of Mormon kids catch me on my way out.

Imagine their surprise when I come into view and imagine their being further surprised when I open my mouth and my VOICE tells them to sell me some new and improved Church.

Imagine my surprise when they cringed in fucking...
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