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It's Friday. As I sit here typing this, eating my Tostitos and drinking my beer, my toes are pretty vulnerable and Patsy knows this.

Okay, here's what happenedI come home. There's a new kitten.

I was not expecting this to happen.

I LOVE KITTIES

Thanks for the Happy Birthdays, everyone. I had the best two hours at a strip club on a work night I ever spent by myself, as usual. As for presents, I got a foot bath that I use every day, and a lava lamp that my brother refuses to give back. Plus, I got yelled at by Corporate Americans and sneered at by coworkers for...
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HEY GUYS THIS IS THE GREATEST JOURNAL ENTRY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET

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tired from typing goodnight

Because Friday's a day that's also Thursday for me, something fun that's also sexy would be a good way to go to sleep and also turn on everyone involved.

I was propositioned by a Jehovah's Witness chick on the phone after I kept her on hold for about twenty minutes because her account was fucked up in the game of love. I'm not shitting anybody...
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Last week, I said I was going to apply for college. Never mind.

I'm going to save money for a year, and THEN I'm going to college. This works great, because the college course I'm taking is for one year (2 semesters). I'm saving my parents money, and I'm pretty secure at my job. I've got a good life at home, I have a good...
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WEEK END

Time to apply for college and tan motherfucking hardcore.

Everybody rocks and I Love You.

WEEKEND

Time to apply for college and tan like a motherfucker.

Everybody rocks.

Enough working shit, it's my Friday, and fucking payday.

I'm buying more Lush prodcuts, a few books, getting my eyebrows done, then probably renting a movie and beating off to SG for a bit. Then, I'll get some info about what I want to do for the rest of my life. Everyone I've asked about it's been more supportive than ever, and jsut thinking about...
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I got moved to a new cubicle, today.

Here's the helpful note taped to the ceiling above my new cubicle:

" Be Aware!
That Which Goes Up,
May Also Come Down!

*
Boom!"

There's work being done on the roof these days, mostly to fix the broken transformer that was accidentally trashed due to recent roofwork complications.

... Hm.











ALSO: angst

Two of my friends on my team got to meet Tommy Lee at his concert in Toronto last weekend. Pictures, autographs, temporary autograph tatoos.

I think I need to start on getting a life. Also a car.

I wish I wasn't such a kid.

I just finished buying new underwear. While I was at the store, I was under the impression that these were just black boxer briefs that were just as sexy and functional as my old boxer briefs, including the lucky one with a hole for my convenience. You fucking fooled me, Fruit of the Loom.

I wish they'd let us try on undies in the store....
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Update:

Radio and Television at Ryerson need a 70% or higher in high school English.

























Fuck.