Crap crap crap crap fuck fuck fuck, I think I might have totally fucked that up so badly. Goddamn it, Fuck me, crap crap crap crap ass-balls-shit.
I had the possible plausible circumstancial maybe-who-knows no-way-to-predict chance to try and lay myself the foundation to make a possible major career move tonight, and I just don't know if there's anything more I could have done without...
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I had the possible plausible circumstancial maybe-who-knows no-way-to-predict chance to try and lay myself the foundation to make a possible major career move tonight, and I just don't know if there's anything more I could have done without...
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niccie:
Sir, you are a gentleman, thanks for saving me from having to sleep under a tree..
niccie:
the cab did turn up, they left a message on my phone... whoops!!!!! and no theres no vomit I was just trying to make him feel worse than he already did.. 
For the love of all that is holy, unholy, or whatever, PLEASE, I beg of you that live in the U.S., go find your polling place and fucking VOTE tomorrow.
You simply just don't get to sit there like a spoiled shit and bitch about what an idiot the president is and how fucked up our country and it's government is if you can't take...
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You simply just don't get to sit there like a spoiled shit and bitch about what an idiot the president is and how fucked up our country and it's government is if you can't take...
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obd:
I'm off to do that right now.
monkeysan:
"I'm just glad the kids are here. Not only was that authentic urban gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age."
--Olson Johnson
--Olson Johnson
Y'know, I'd be all angry about my $100 bar tab if I wasn't so sure that the bartender has nothing but love for me and wasn't screwing me even slightly. Somehow, that's a legitimate number, despite my showing up failrly late and my generally completely capable ability to drive myself home. Curious.
-I can only presume that If there was officially a school of moderation,...
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englandaway:
what I'm trying to work out is how addictive this stuff is ? it bloody well stops pain but I feel as sick as a dog 
desdenova:
How often do hot bartenders in mini skirts go without underwear while dancing on the bar?
_ Not that I got to see that, mind you. You lucky fuck.
_ Not that I got to see that, mind you. You lucky fuck.
Well, shit, that was stupid. I've got no money for groceries and going out and crap, but I found out I'm going to need to have some kind of costume and couldn't find what I thought I had at home, so I blew a good amount of cash on materials to make something new and fancy.
When it comes to arts and craft-y nonsense, even...
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braveart:
Happy Halloween!!
Happy Halloween!!
rxdxt:
um
so can you explain the rules to that darn crazy game?
cheers
so can you explain the rules to that darn crazy game?
cheers
Sometimes, I wish it were physically possible to actually stab your employment itself in the face.
-Some form of Voodoo, or at least effigy, might be necessary.
Dave
-Some form of Voodoo, or at least effigy, might be necessary.
Dave
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surlyclown:
I'm up if you're still up. Another few hours at least. 
superscott:
amen to that brother.
Weee, lookit me, I'm all atoned and shit.
-thanks for the hookup, God!
Dave
-thanks for the hookup, God!
Dave
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toothpickmoe:
That's what he's supposed to be there for, right?
hotcurry:
God is Great... but Jesus is magic! Accept him into your life!!!!!! 
Well, September's almost over, hopefully October will bring hope of non-fucking-shitty-suckitude.
sigh...I miss my car.
-and my money...that's nice too.
Dave
sigh...I miss my car.
-and my money...that's nice too.
Dave
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maxx:
This isn't Maxx, it's Verifythis. I am well. Maxx and I are exploring DC today and I am going to show him how we do it on the East Coast. Glad that we reconnected. We are about to go so I am going to leave you a better message soon. 
zgrat:
October starts with my birthday so it has to be a good month!
So, yeah...like I was saying, September can fucking eat my ass. Fucked up back shit is still pretty fucked up, though more manageable, but at this point it's in my hands to find out how to take the next step and then take it.
Work's finally let up a bit (couldn't have happened while I wasn't stuck in a bed all day for a week,...
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giga_geo:
hugs!
toxicboy:
Sorry about Sucky September but at least we still have Black He-Man
Y'know what, September?
FUCK you.
Fucking fuck you and the fucking chariot your fucking Numa and Julius rode the fuck in on.
-Fuck.
Dave
FUCK you.
Fucking fuck you and the fucking chariot your fucking Numa and Julius rode the fuck in on.
-Fuck.
Dave
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koala:
Fuck. Stupid. Sept. Real. Bad. 
mightyspork:
yuck. That sucks. You ok?
So, the world is a fucked up place, the general moral compass of the overall average human is erratic and unalligned, my country will probably eventually fuck up itself and all the other ones enough to get some major section of the world turned into something out of a Mad Max movie, but one fact does remain constant:
Fact:
Chocolate Chip Pancakes, especially when made...
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Chocolate Chip Pancakes, especially when made...
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desdenova:
Do you have any idea how much instant mix food I eat because I don't want to cook when I'm not working? Trust me, no hoity-toity here.
jj_r0x0rz:
i've...never had chocolate chip pancakes... wow i feel so sweird now.