The dreaded public transit system....
I have managed to avoid taking any sort of public transit for almost 3 months now. But tonight I will be subjected to joining the masses crammed into a small underground train as there is absolutely no parking near my clients building. I am really dreading it. Mostly because I am unfortinate to have a meeting right at rush hour. Rush hour on the subway is like being hurled into a flock of mindless lemmings, with backpacks and suitcases.
In order to get to the horrible subway. I have to wait for a bus on my very scary street, standing next to the prostitutes and constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure I do not get stabbed. And of course, some halfwit waste of breath always tries stopping their car to try and pick ME up. Very insulting, I didn't think I looked like a strung out whore.
Someone really needs to invent something that shrinks your car so you can put it in your pocket until you need it again. The world would be a much better place. No more idiots parking illegally in the right lane, no more parking tickets (sorry to the government, find a new way of ripping us off), no more cursing peoples unborn children because they stole your parking spot, and best of all, no more driving around the ikea parking lot endlessly for 1 hour to end up parking 2.4 miles away.
I have managed to avoid taking any sort of public transit for almost 3 months now. But tonight I will be subjected to joining the masses crammed into a small underground train as there is absolutely no parking near my clients building. I am really dreading it. Mostly because I am unfortinate to have a meeting right at rush hour. Rush hour on the subway is like being hurled into a flock of mindless lemmings, with backpacks and suitcases.
In order to get to the horrible subway. I have to wait for a bus on my very scary street, standing next to the prostitutes and constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure I do not get stabbed. And of course, some halfwit waste of breath always tries stopping their car to try and pick ME up. Very insulting, I didn't think I looked like a strung out whore.
Someone really needs to invent something that shrinks your car so you can put it in your pocket until you need it again. The world would be a much better place. No more idiots parking illegally in the right lane, no more parking tickets (sorry to the government, find a new way of ripping us off), no more cursing peoples unborn children because they stole your parking spot, and best of all, no more driving around the ikea parking lot endlessly for 1 hour to end up parking 2.4 miles away.
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kutthroatkitch:
Haha, Come to Italy...You can park on the sidewalks! That, or get a SMART car; they're small enough to fit every where. Motorcycles are they way to go for the city.
atticstar:
a pear with love handles