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Airplanes are the shiiiiiiiiiiit

I'm going to build an ultralight in my backyard

Today sucked. I need a hugz.

I just hired a nutritionist. Feeding me takes teamwork.

So I just volunteered for overtime for the next month and a half, working 6 days a week. I'm gonna "stack paper" like a cheesy rap lyric. However I feel that "making it rain" would be a poor investment on my behalf, so I will most likely spend my mad cheddar on groceries and rent. Awww yea.

I'm so stupid

I love you weird girls <3

Holy fuck oh shit god damn oh fuck shitomgwtffimg I'm getting my new bed by Monday!! I think Queen sized holds like 4 girls if you stack em right. Where is the technical data on this?

To all of you who are studying for finals: HAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT

Does anyone know who this xMiss chick in my friends is? She kept saying she wanted to...
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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Have a drink for me, I'm going out sober

Just woke up still drunk from last night. Still love you guys <3

Started drinking early for this weekend. I gotta build up momentum. Red bull cola is brilliant.

The birthday was awesome Thanks guys!!!! <3