Kelly and I went to the zoo yesterday! It was so awesome, I had never been there before. We had a wonderful time walking around, and it was even more fun because for the first time I was wearing a slightly skimpy haltertop in public, and Kelly took every opportunity to remind me that he thought it looked sexy!
And no that doesn't mean we had sex or any serious playtime at the zoo... it was to friggin hot for anything other than minor gropes and some scritches. Even when he put his arms around me it would only last for like fifteen seconds before it became really incomfortable. So the sex will be for next time when its cooler! haha!
I really enjoyed looking at all the animals. Saw the impressive Bison... the bull was so huge, I swear if he wanted to get out of his pen it would take him all of five seconds. The wire is there just to keep the humans out, not the other way around.
Saw an elk with a rack of antlers that were about six feet long, very impressive. Makes you wonder if the guy ever gets a sore neck.
All in all it was a wonderful and interesting time I had with my sweetie. We had lots of fun just walking around and talking, trying to get any response out of some of the animals that were just laying there because it was too hot. I think the snow leopards were pretty much comatose!
After the zoo we went to the Pint for dinner, had a huge dinner of excellent food for very little money, so we had enough food left over for supper too. Since I had been out drinking the night before and didn't get much sleep, I had a nap while Kelly played computer games.
Yesterday evening we invited his mom out for some drinks at the Pint. She showed up, and we ended up chatting for many hours. It was lots of fun. Shes an awesome lady and I enjoy hanging out with her. A girl couldn't ask for a much better mother-in-law.
I know its a step backward in the chronological path of this post, but I just remembered something valuable I learnt night before last.
I have an awesome guy.
Of course I knew this before, but my experience that night only served to remind me of just how awesome. Girly (my good friend, wife, and lady who owns the Brass Pint) and I were hanging out at the Pint, and she was entertaining some guys who were her reps for various food or alcohol. Once they found out we were married (story for another time) they decided that their supreme goal for the entire evening was to see us make out. I swear to god this is all one of the guys said for like five minutes straight.... "Are you gonna kiss? Are you gonna make out? C'mon kiss! I'd love to see you kiss. When are you gonna make out? Why won't you kiss? We wanna see you kiss!" and so on...
They decide to leave, and Girlie decides to go with them, and since I'm being a good little wife, I go with them too. We head to Beileys, but have to stop by their place so they can change.
While we are there, they decide to put something on the tv to entertain us and "get us in the mood' so the making out happens that much faster. Crappy porn.... thats right.... porn. I was already becoming disgusted with the tinge of desperation in their voices and the constant badgering for us to kiss, but this was perhaps the most unclassy desperate male plea for gratification I've ever seen. Of course I response was to tease the hell out of them like only a pair of sadistic females can.
We left Beileys as soon as we got there and Girlie and I went back to the Pint.
Made me realize just how classy and further impressed I am with my own guy. While he enjoys seeing me kiss women as much as the next guy... he just simply implies that I should do it, leaves me alone to do it, never makes a big deal out of it, and would NEVER show me porn to try and get me to do it!
And no that doesn't mean we had sex or any serious playtime at the zoo... it was to friggin hot for anything other than minor gropes and some scritches. Even when he put his arms around me it would only last for like fifteen seconds before it became really incomfortable. So the sex will be for next time when its cooler! haha!
I really enjoyed looking at all the animals. Saw the impressive Bison... the bull was so huge, I swear if he wanted to get out of his pen it would take him all of five seconds. The wire is there just to keep the humans out, not the other way around.
Saw an elk with a rack of antlers that were about six feet long, very impressive. Makes you wonder if the guy ever gets a sore neck.
All in all it was a wonderful and interesting time I had with my sweetie. We had lots of fun just walking around and talking, trying to get any response out of some of the animals that were just laying there because it was too hot. I think the snow leopards were pretty much comatose!
After the zoo we went to the Pint for dinner, had a huge dinner of excellent food for very little money, so we had enough food left over for supper too. Since I had been out drinking the night before and didn't get much sleep, I had a nap while Kelly played computer games.
Yesterday evening we invited his mom out for some drinks at the Pint. She showed up, and we ended up chatting for many hours. It was lots of fun. Shes an awesome lady and I enjoy hanging out with her. A girl couldn't ask for a much better mother-in-law.
I know its a step backward in the chronological path of this post, but I just remembered something valuable I learnt night before last.
I have an awesome guy.
Of course I knew this before, but my experience that night only served to remind me of just how awesome. Girly (my good friend, wife, and lady who owns the Brass Pint) and I were hanging out at the Pint, and she was entertaining some guys who were her reps for various food or alcohol. Once they found out we were married (story for another time) they decided that their supreme goal for the entire evening was to see us make out. I swear to god this is all one of the guys said for like five minutes straight.... "Are you gonna kiss? Are you gonna make out? C'mon kiss! I'd love to see you kiss. When are you gonna make out? Why won't you kiss? We wanna see you kiss!" and so on...
They decide to leave, and Girlie decides to go with them, and since I'm being a good little wife, I go with them too. We head to Beileys, but have to stop by their place so they can change.
While we are there, they decide to put something on the tv to entertain us and "get us in the mood' so the making out happens that much faster. Crappy porn.... thats right.... porn. I was already becoming disgusted with the tinge of desperation in their voices and the constant badgering for us to kiss, but this was perhaps the most unclassy desperate male plea for gratification I've ever seen. Of course I response was to tease the hell out of them like only a pair of sadistic females can.
We left Beileys as soon as we got there and Girlie and I went back to the Pint.
Made me realize just how classy and further impressed I am with my own guy. While he enjoys seeing me kiss women as much as the next guy... he just simply implies that I should do it, leaves me alone to do it, never makes a big deal out of it, and would NEVER show me porn to try and get me to do it!
And what the hell am I getting a phone call for...I never did anything That I know of....
Hey did you get the shit I sent you in the mail, and if so are you gonna be around this coming weekend because I might be making an appearence in the city for the weekend and I might kinda maybe need a place to stay....that is if you want to put up with me....