So I know I haven't written anything in a while, but I've been drinking and spring cleaning my profile! Ho boy!
Thinking it's time for some new pictures soon. This here's a porn site and I haven't so much as posted a tit, what's wrong with me? Plus brace yourself for some wee wire-frame dork glasses; my big ol' plastic frame coke-bottles are busted. I've repaired 'em with some Green Stuff putty, but I'm not exactly gentle on things. How'd they break, you ask? I took a bastard sword to the face.
...Okay, so it was made of PVC pipe and foam, not quite so heroic. Yes, I'm sinking another rung on the "geek loser" ladder and resorting to LARPing (or Live Action Role-Play for those of you who might have social lives that don't involve pretending you're an elf). Basically an excuse for me to run around in the woods for a weekend with some friends, and beating the shit out of each-other with squishy foam weaponry. Embarrassing pics to come? Maybe. I'm not sure if there's much demand for pics of pasty nerd chicks in beast hides with spears.
Also, upon further inspection, there is a Lucha smiley. Fuck yes.
Thinking it's time for some new pictures soon. This here's a porn site and I haven't so much as posted a tit, what's wrong with me? Plus brace yourself for some wee wire-frame dork glasses; my big ol' plastic frame coke-bottles are busted. I've repaired 'em with some Green Stuff putty, but I'm not exactly gentle on things. How'd they break, you ask? I took a bastard sword to the face.
...Okay, so it was made of PVC pipe and foam, not quite so heroic. Yes, I'm sinking another rung on the "geek loser" ladder and resorting to LARPing (or Live Action Role-Play for those of you who might have social lives that don't involve pretending you're an elf). Basically an excuse for me to run around in the woods for a weekend with some friends, and beating the shit out of each-other with squishy foam weaponry. Embarrassing pics to come? Maybe. I'm not sure if there's much demand for pics of pasty nerd chicks in beast hides with spears.
Also, upon further inspection, there is a Lucha smiley. Fuck yes.