I've been having the most fucked up dreams lately.
First, I'm in a three-way with my roomate and his girlfriend ... and we get walked in on by my step-father. My mother is soon to follow and all hell breaks loose.
Next, I was getting married not for sex or money or even kisses ... to my sister. Just so we both could say we were married. (Little personal reality, besides the grossness and illegality of that situation ... she's already fucking married)
The last one wasn't so bad. I was going to college for who knows what and had, like, the best smorgessboard (you know what I mean) in my life. The only downside to that was waking up without actually being enrolled anywhere or a job for that matter.
Well, the days almost over and I've definately gotta stop sleeping my life away.
First, I'm in a three-way with my roomate and his girlfriend ... and we get walked in on by my step-father. My mother is soon to follow and all hell breaks loose.
Next, I was getting married not for sex or money or even kisses ... to my sister. Just so we both could say we were married. (Little personal reality, besides the grossness and illegality of that situation ... she's already fucking married)
The last one wasn't so bad. I was going to college for who knows what and had, like, the best smorgessboard (you know what I mean) in my life. The only downside to that was waking up without actually being enrolled anywhere or a job for that matter.
Well, the days almost over and I've definately gotta stop sleeping my life away.
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prophetnoise:
"Hey Joe Rogan, I'm gonna tell you somethin' 'bout me you might not know. . . I smoke Rocks!"
raulbnuttz:
You can leave a comment on your on journal?!?!?