rattythegoat

Hmm... lots and lots of interesting things have happened, but I'm too much of a lazy douche to write them all down.

Uh, I got a Ford Contour. It looks like an old lady car, and the paint is atrocious, but it's one fast, agile motherfucker. The highest I've gotten it so far is 112 mph.

I just beat Final Fantasy X.

Fin.

Nothing of any substance to say. Just bored, is all. Uh, I think I'm going to quit my job. This is what a baby looks like after you put a bag over its head:

Bored. Looking at nakeds. That is all.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

The single best use of electricity currently available to man.

I'm bored, and I'm sure I'd be hard pressed to find somebody who could care less about this, but I'm going to amuse myself until my ride gets here.

Last night at the Ross Park Mall three friends and myself, having just taken the escalator near Media Play to the second floor, were accosted by a tall, thin man offering us the chance to partake...
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