Exciting new developments:
I totaled my Contour like a pro and put my dumb ass in the hospital. I didn't get a dime from insurance and savagely raped my premiums. I drive a '95 Impreza now.
I left behind the glorious life of the meat-cutter like half a year ago and I've been doing soul-crushing office work since then.
I decided I'm going to be a professional author, even if it means being a convenience store clerk twenty years from now to support myself.
A friend convinced me to play Donky Konga and I learned the definition of true humiliation.
I guess that's it.
I totaled my Contour like a pro and put my dumb ass in the hospital. I didn't get a dime from insurance and savagely raped my premiums. I drive a '95 Impreza now.
I left behind the glorious life of the meat-cutter like half a year ago and I've been doing soul-crushing office work since then.
I decided I'm going to be a professional author, even if it means being a convenience store clerk twenty years from now to support myself.
A friend convinced me to play Donky Konga and I learned the definition of true humiliation.
I guess that's it.