I'm bored, and I'm sure I'd be hard pressed to find somebody who could care less about this, but I'm going to amuse myself until my ride gets here.
Last night at the Ross Park Mall three friends and myself, having just taken the escalator near Media Play to the second floor, were accosted by a tall, thin man offering us the chance to partake in a survey. We were going to tell him to fuck off, but he offered each of us ONE DOLLAR CASH to participate, so we decided it could be wise to hear him out. He escorted us back down the escalator to a room none of us realized existed where he told us we were to lay on two different mattresses and tell him which we found to be the most comfortable. After I informed him that Mattress J crushed the shit out of it's competition, Mattress N, he told me that if anyone should call asking about the survey I had to tell them I was 25 or else he would get in trouble. He must have sensed my confusion because almost immediately he handed me my hard-earned dollar and ushered me back out into the main part of the mall, where my friends and I wasted our profits on the House of the Dead arcade machine across from Suncoast.
So, anyone in the Pittsburgh area who's in the market for a good laying-on-a-mattress-for-a-dollar should definately inquire about it to the skinny black guy at the top of the escalator near Media Play.
Last night at the Ross Park Mall three friends and myself, having just taken the escalator near Media Play to the second floor, were accosted by a tall, thin man offering us the chance to partake in a survey. We were going to tell him to fuck off, but he offered each of us ONE DOLLAR CASH to participate, so we decided it could be wise to hear him out. He escorted us back down the escalator to a room none of us realized existed where he told us we were to lay on two different mattresses and tell him which we found to be the most comfortable. After I informed him that Mattress J crushed the shit out of it's competition, Mattress N, he told me that if anyone should call asking about the survey I had to tell them I was 25 or else he would get in trouble. He must have sensed my confusion because almost immediately he handed me my hard-earned dollar and ushered me back out into the main part of the mall, where my friends and I wasted our profits on the House of the Dead arcade machine across from Suncoast.
So, anyone in the Pittsburgh area who's in the market for a good laying-on-a-mattress-for-a-dollar should definately inquire about it to the skinny black guy at the top of the escalator near Media Play.