Bllllluuuuuuuuughh
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America (The Book) = The best thing to ever happen to me.
I want to kiss Jon Stewart. On the lips.
I want to kiss Jon Stewart. On the lips.
user209834982:
me too! if only he wasnt married... 
rattythegoat:
He's so adorably tiny, too.
Sigh
Sigh
http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo
Top of the list. "Ann Coulter Pelted with Pies". It's sort of disappointing because the pie doesn't actually hit her, but the way she gasps in sheer terror and flees the stage more than makes up for it.
"You take away the terrorism, and liberals would hate muslimAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Ann runs, a roar comprised of both shock and approval rises from the crowd.
Priceless.
Afterwards...
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Top of the list. "Ann Coulter Pelted with Pies". It's sort of disappointing because the pie doesn't actually hit her, but the way she gasps in sheer terror and flees the stage more than makes up for it.
"You take away the terrorism, and liberals would hate muslimAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Ann runs, a roar comprised of both shock and approval rises from the crowd.
Priceless.
Afterwards...
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Fuck "Smackdown Your Vote!"
I can't say this enough: The one group of people on the planet that don't need to be voting are professional wrestling fans. If you were sitting on your couch thinking "Gee whiz, that Presidential election sure don't interest me much!" and then The Rock came on TV and mentioned something about how what he was cookin' was the notion that...
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I can't say this enough: The one group of people on the planet that don't need to be voting are professional wrestling fans. If you were sitting on your couch thinking "Gee whiz, that Presidential election sure don't interest me much!" and then The Rock came on TV and mentioned something about how what he was cookin' was the notion that...
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rattythegoat:
I've always gone by this. Their projected final result still has Kerry up by 50, which is encouraging even if it's bullshit.
rattythegoat:
Also, I swear to Christ I'm not just refreshing this page again and again. I just popped in right after you posted that 
Tomorrow you can congratulate me for successfully surviving nineteen full years.
Today you can wish me luck on what's going to be one of the shittiest days of work ever.
I don't know what most of these smilies are supposed to indicate.
Today you can wish me luck on what's going to be one of the shittiest days of work ever.
I don't know what most of these smilies are supposed to indicate.
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destro:
happy birthday kid,
rattythegoat:
Thanks, Radsters.
Exciting new developments:
I totaled my Contour like a pro and put my dumb ass in the hospital. I didn't get a dime from insurance and savagely raped my premiums. I drive a '95 Impreza now.
I left behind the glorious life of the meat-cutter like half a year ago and I've been doing soul-crushing office work since then.
I decided I'm going to be...
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I totaled my Contour like a pro and put my dumb ass in the hospital. I didn't get a dime from insurance and savagely raped my premiums. I drive a '95 Impreza now.
I left behind the glorious life of the meat-cutter like half a year ago and I've been doing soul-crushing office work since then.
I decided I'm going to be...
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Hmph.
Just because I don't pay attention to any of you doesn't mean I don't wuv wu.
*disappears back into a cloud of mystery and intrigue*
Just because I don't pay attention to any of you doesn't mean I don't wuv wu.
*disappears back into a cloud of mystery and intrigue*
night:
you don't pay attention to me 
rattythegoat:
Consider it a sign of my undying affection.
I think in a moment of spastic clicking I may have accidentally requested that somebody be one of my friends, though I may not have.
This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me today.
This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me today.