further adventures of self & the young lady mentioned in the last entry:
last night I went into my usual bar for a quiet beer to find that there was a bachelor party going on.
turned out that my friend was serving as the stripper for this particular shindig.
on the one hand, this was PRETTY FUCKING GROOVY in that a woman I'm kinda sorta attracted to was gettin down & dirty & had no particular hang-ups about it.
on the other hand, I got to see what DICKS the boys in my town (& a few that I work with) are.
last week I went to SLC for a few days & a friend quoted a line from Jay Mohr to the effect that one reason he has such good luck with women is other men.
that's pretty apt, I think.
99% of men (hetero men, that is) are FUCKING IDIOTS when it comes to dealing with women.
(I include myself in that figure, but I'm trying.)
anyway, because of a seperate drama (stepfather was in jail & I had to bail him out with the contents of my bank account & the contents of my wallet) I was pretty much broke but she gave me a lapdance, lingering kiss, viewing of her naked breasts not available to the rest of the contents of the bar & a date for later this week.
this on top of the fact that a woman I'm very much in love with came to surprise me on my birthday.
& all kindsa other stuff.
anyway, BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
last night I went into my usual bar for a quiet beer to find that there was a bachelor party going on.
turned out that my friend was serving as the stripper for this particular shindig.
on the one hand, this was PRETTY FUCKING GROOVY in that a woman I'm kinda sorta attracted to was gettin down & dirty & had no particular hang-ups about it.
on the other hand, I got to see what DICKS the boys in my town (& a few that I work with) are.
last week I went to SLC for a few days & a friend quoted a line from Jay Mohr to the effect that one reason he has such good luck with women is other men.
that's pretty apt, I think.
99% of men (hetero men, that is) are FUCKING IDIOTS when it comes to dealing with women.
(I include myself in that figure, but I'm trying.)
anyway, because of a seperate drama (stepfather was in jail & I had to bail him out with the contents of my bank account & the contents of my wallet) I was pretty much broke but she gave me a lapdance, lingering kiss, viewing of her naked breasts not available to the rest of the contents of the bar & a date for later this week.
this on top of the fact that a woman I'm very much in love with came to surprise me on my birthday.
& all kindsa other stuff.
anyway, BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
orchid1:
I'm glad to hear that it was so good! Happy (late) Birthday!