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Summer vacations. Love em. Mine started yesterday at Silverstone race circuit, with me doing the Keith Code level 2 course. Ill hold out on posting a full report for a few days as Id like to supplement that with some pictures from the event which I wont be able to get hold of until later. I cant say it was my greatest ever on track experience, but lots was learned nonetheless. You should see my stoppies, btw.

In other news, mad MySpace woman hasnt shown any signs of throttling back. No sir. I may need to take some more assertive action on this one. Did I already mention Id had the poor judgement to let her have my telephone number? Well, she was on my line for a couple of hours last night, with threats, real or imagined, of self harm. Her latest bone of contention was the matter of whether or not I would be faithful to her. Thats a good one. These contractual components of personal relationships This rulemaking. Ygotta love it. So, I pointed out that for me to be, er, faithful to anyone, then two criteria would have to be satisfied. These are as follows:

Number one: I must be having some form of sexual liaison with the party seeking a faithfulness commitment, or any derivative thereof

Number two: In order to criterion 1 to be satisfied, I, the accused, must also have occupied the same room, at the same time as the party seeking the faithfulness commitment. For at least two minutes.

I pointed out that as neither criteria were satisfied, then no contract of faithfulness would get past the drafting stage. Btw, I can let you know that there is in fact, a third criteria. That third criteria is to with no other viable sexual partners within a days travelling distance, but I didnt need to deploy that one just yet. Ill keep that baby in reserve, just in case I need it later.