Bloody 8am exam. Didn't start till almost 8:30. Then I get there, read over my exam and think "Wait, do I know this? I don't remember ANYONE covering this junk at all...No, wait.. maybe it was the book that said something about this. Aw fuck... Well... ok."
So I proceeded with doing the exam. Not knowing what the hell I was doing at some point I again asked my self "Okay Tim. Now, if you were a really smart person. And knew EVERYTHING about Systems Analyst and Development. I'm sure you'd know all these answers. So, what the fuck are these answers smart man?!"
Then my brain just replied "I am highly evolved, thinking machine. I have spend countless hours absorbing more information in my lifetime than you ABSORB LIGHT! Now, shut up and stop talking to me, because these questions, although so inferior, only INSULT my knowledge! Now, saying that, I will not dignify myself with another response about these pathetic excuse for an exam. With that, I conclude we just colour on the page untill our time is up then proceed back to home where I can sleep for another 8 hours!!"
With that my brain just shut off, and I became a helpless fool with no motor skills....
Like every other day. Although I did somehow manage to finish the exam in 40 mins, when everyone else was still doing it. And it should've taken 2 hours.
Aww crap. I failed it didn't I? Stupid brain....
I'm going to go eat ice cream and waffles. Least I can enjoy the day.
So I proceeded with doing the exam. Not knowing what the hell I was doing at some point I again asked my self "Okay Tim. Now, if you were a really smart person. And knew EVERYTHING about Systems Analyst and Development. I'm sure you'd know all these answers. So, what the fuck are these answers smart man?!"
Then my brain just replied "I am highly evolved, thinking machine. I have spend countless hours absorbing more information in my lifetime than you ABSORB LIGHT! Now, shut up and stop talking to me, because these questions, although so inferior, only INSULT my knowledge! Now, saying that, I will not dignify myself with another response about these pathetic excuse for an exam. With that, I conclude we just colour on the page untill our time is up then proceed back to home where I can sleep for another 8 hours!!"
With that my brain just shut off, and I became a helpless fool with no motor skills....
Like every other day. Although I did somehow manage to finish the exam in 40 mins, when everyone else was still doing it. And it should've taken 2 hours.
Aww crap. I failed it didn't I? Stupid brain....
I'm going to go eat ice cream and waffles. Least I can enjoy the day.