rationaldementia

"The two statements on your left and right back windows sure are ugly.

You have a lot of nerve to think such a thing.

Don't you have any fear of God at all?

You should be ashamed!"

These words were written on a sheet of pink notepad paper that I found underneath one of my windshield wiper blades as I left work today. The bumper stickers in question say (left window) "The human race is an STD." and (right window) "Help control the population, have your children spayed or neutered." I have had these two stickers on the rear windows of my van for almost six years. In that time I have had quite a large number of people tell me that they were very amusing. A couple even asked me where they could buy them, as they wanted to put them on their own vehicles. Apparently, however, the person that left me this little note felt that my humerous little stickers were ungodly and horrible. I would like to leave an open response to the author of the missive I found leaking ink onto my windshield in the rain. I know that there is little or no chance that he or she will ever read this, but I have some small hope that one of you may be related to or possibly know the person who left me the note. If that is the case, as unlikely as it may be, I would request that you give them this message...."Suck my fat aetheist cock, you small minded little busy body. Suck it long and hard, and then swallow my pagan seed." Thank you all for any help you may provide in getting my response to the proper person.