He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl?
At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The...
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At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The...
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There's nothing like a good fish joke, is there?
This, then is NOTHING like a good fish joke, regrettably:
Two fish are in their tank and one turns to the other and says, "You drive, I'll man the guns!"
This, then is NOTHING like a good fish joke, regrettably:
Two fish are in their tank and one turns to the other and says, "You drive, I'll man the guns!"
sixtyfootqueenie:
hahahhah good joke...
yes.. .my life pretty much rules... isnt she just the most gorgeous thing ever!!!
yes.. .my life pretty much rules... isnt she just the most gorgeous thing ever!!!
sixtyfootqueenie:
oh and dooooooooooooooooood it was your 30th like a couple of weeks ago?!?!?!? and we didnt know?!?!?!? dood! happy birthday... I totally forgot it was your birthday soon... I always expect Sag's to be like from halfway through dec for sum reason...
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ratboy:
Well, she WAS Becky's replacement in Rosanne and then she REALLY made the shiznitz in Scrubs as Dr. Elliot Reid.
Or, at least my shiznitz, anyway.
Or, at least my shiznitz, anyway.
aaronsrod:
hey happy birth day bro hope you have a good one, drop by and say hi some time.
Cue up 24 hours of Batman TAS .. lie on the couch .. watch it ...
I have no life!
I have no life!
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sixtyfootqueenie:
on the web.... shoe shopping on the web rocks...
ratboy:
WHOO!! The search is over ...your furtive minds can be at rest.
http://www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/212
Hmm .. can I borrow 99 quid from someone? I'll be good for it, I promise!!
Yes, I realise they are technically women's shoes ... but they are listed under the men's shoes thingo, so NER!
http://www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/212
Hmm .. can I borrow 99 quid from someone? I'll be good for it, I promise!!
Yes, I realise they are technically women's shoes ... but they are listed under the men's shoes thingo, so NER!
I wore out the groin of my work pants ... no IDEA how that happened, seriously.
So, rather than go out and spend another $180 on two pair of pants, I devided to pay a visit to the house of Target. $60 later and there is one finely dressed R@ in pants that he doesn't care if he gets 12 months out of ...
And...
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So, rather than go out and spend another $180 on two pair of pants, I devided to pay a visit to the house of Target. $60 later and there is one finely dressed R@ in pants that he doesn't care if he gets 12 months out of ...
And...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
urm.... just do it.. cause you will regret it... no matter how pianful it is...
sixtyfootqueenie:
ratboy are you coming to the hookup?
do you want to chuck in $30 for adrians present for his 30th?
do you want to chuck in $30 for adrians present for his 30th?
Anime rawks mah boobies!!
I almost wish I had boobies ... for real this time.
I'm back (in between bouts of moving house) to announce that everybody should be forced to watch Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist.
Ninjas in the former and Joey-Madeura-Battle-Chasers-style story lines involving a ... full metal alchemist.
Many episodes have chewed up my broadband cap.
Seriously, anime fans should check it...
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I almost wish I had boobies ... for real this time.
I'm back (in between bouts of moving house) to announce that everybody should be forced to watch Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist.
Ninjas in the former and Joey-Madeura-Battle-Chasers-style story lines involving a ... full metal alchemist.
Many episodes have chewed up my broadband cap.
Seriously, anime fans should check it...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
hey.. I need to borrow your digi again... we is selling alot of stuff atm
aaronsrod:
hows it hanging dude, just dropped by to see what ya been up to.
Nuckinya
Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist, will do!
Nuckinya
Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist, will do!
" ... and I will make them remember why they fear the night ..."
Where the FUCK does that come from, because I have been trying to remember for the last three days and I can't pick it.
Where the FUCK does that come from, because I have been trying to remember for the last three days and I can't pick it.
sixtyfootqueenie:
meatloaf?
that soundsl ike a typical corny meatloaf line...
that soundsl ike a typical corny meatloaf line...
aaronsrod:
just dropped by to see how your doin, hope all is well in your world.
Nuckinya
Nuckinya
I am confused
I am a "nice guy"
I wear tartan pants (YEAH!! HARDCORE!!!)
I am tired
I own four pairs of Doc Martin boots
That's nearly $1000 of footwear!!
I am subjecting you to self-indulgent musings
I have a captive audience!
I am aflicted by a past that I can't ever change
I am not a punk
I am an instructor
I just am...
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I am a "nice guy"
I wear tartan pants (YEAH!! HARDCORE!!!)
I am tired
I own four pairs of Doc Martin boots
That's nearly $1000 of footwear!!
I am subjecting you to self-indulgent musings
I have a captive audience!
I am aflicted by a past that I can't ever change
I am not a punk
I am an instructor
I just am...
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jibaili:
welcome to the sgaustralasia group.. makes ure you post something about yourself in the new members thread..
sixtyfootqueenie:
wooo thanks for bidding on my skirt
yeah it will fit you nicely btw... why am I so fat.. whyyyyyyyy?
yeah it will fit you nicely btw... why am I so fat.. whyyyyyyyy?
I am a stranger in a strange land.
No, not Heinlein ... although I have been feeling a little existncial lately and I don't even know what that means!
I feel utterly disconnected from everybody and everything. There is something wrong and I can't even begin to pinpoint where the pain comes from.
Wow, that sounds pathetic.
"Do you want to keep going through stuff...
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No, not Heinlein ... although I have been feeling a little existncial lately and I don't even know what that means!
I feel utterly disconnected from everybody and everything. There is something wrong and I can't even begin to pinpoint where the pain comes from.
Wow, that sounds pathetic.
"Do you want to keep going through stuff...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
yeah get with the fucking program.. Iv'e been back for a while...
urgh... SOOOOOOOOOOOO hung over and I cant sleep because we live in the noisiest apartment in the history of man kind...
yeah... I dont drink caffiene but a bevvy of some sort...
what are your working hours like atm?
urgh... SOOOOOOOOOOOO hung over and I cant sleep because we live in the noisiest apartment in the history of man kind...
yeah... I dont drink caffiene but a bevvy of some sort...
what are your working hours like atm?
sixtyfootqueenie:
oh and I need to get yo number