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Wednesday Jun 15, 2005

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Good evening, SG (yes, all two of you reading this!)

Two points in the last few days.

WHAT THA FUCK is going on with the world shortage of Chinotto at the moment?! It seems to be locaized to Port Melbourne Coles ... but for the last few days there have been no bottles of my most beloved beverage.

How is this significant? Well, it means that I have to go to the local supermarket to get my fix and in Elwood they tend to charge like wounded bovines. REALLY big wounded bovines.

There is narry a bottle of Faygo to be found in the southern hemisphere, so I have supplemented as best I was able.

Hopefully this drastic shortage is only short lived. This is Ratboy reporting for SG News.

In other news; when did I become a social fucktard? There a few poeple in Ding Dong last night and all of them were SGers (it's a pr0n site apparently). I sat, maybe, three feet from TheFuckOffKid and Pixen (who is far more gorgeous in person than ANY photo could convey) and yet couldn't break the ice.

I got a half dozen words or so with the mighty Bill behind the wheels of steel and that was about it.

This is most uncharacteristic and vaguely distressing.

To combat this ... erm ... I will train up a hundred million undead zombie ninja chickens and employ them ... to ... erm ... oh, I dunno ...
miamaze:
Oh no!!! You are silly. I didn't notice you otherwise I would have come and talked to you. smile
BTW what comics you into?

[Edited on Jun 17, 2005 12:24PM]
Jun 16, 2005
phia:
Abandon not ye geeky ways, for the geek shall inherit the earth! *sigh* okay, that was crap, my brain hurts, I'm sorry... frown
Port Melbourne Coles sucks, the bread is expensive, it makes me rage. mad

Justice League is swell, I was contemplating buying it at JB today but needed to get deathsticks instead. Damn my lungs.
NEXT TIME there is a hookup, you will say hello. Or I will yell at you to say hello and it will embarass us both.
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Jun 16, 2005

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