happy birfday to me! yay! i'm officially 2 decades old. and no longer a "teenager". me and my hubby are up watching random AWESOME like...A W E S O M E 80's/90's vids. earlier we went to my mom's and she made CEVICHE and fucking guacamayas! fucking hell yes! we went to the mexican grocery store and bought a bunch of mexican chips! i swear i almost exploded! from happiness! mexican chips are the fucking shit! the bee's knees my man!
fuuuuck !
!!
at my mom's i borrowed my dad's drill! i can finally hang my curtains in my apartment!
when we got home i made a cotton candy made penis while we watched volcano high
the penis emits a bright shine apparently.

i can't find a video with the voiceovers of snoop dog, kelis, tracy morgan, lil john, etc.
some videos we watched, please watch! they are badass.
fuuuuck !
!!
at my mom's i borrowed my dad's drill! i can finally hang my curtains in my apartment!
when we got home i made a cotton candy made penis while we watched volcano high
the penis emits a bright shine apparently.

i can't find a video with the voiceovers of snoop dog, kelis, tracy morgan, lil john, etc.
some videos we watched, please watch! they are badass.
aand we smoked
some pictures of tonight and yesterday
and tommorrow i've yet to go to the aquarium! i don't think we'll be going to the zoo or to the museum, my sister wants to do something for me in the afternoon she didn't really see me today. so, i don't know what to do! the aquarium will be badass.
i am so fucking head over heels over this man i'm with. he's the best fucking husband/lover/companion/friend/uncle/human that i know. i fucking love him.
this is the best birthday i've had in a long time.
you all have a beautiful fucking day! love you all!
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yetty:
yay.. household happiness lol..
mikodilbeck:
happy birthday, that cotton candy cock is pretty cook looking.