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Last week Friday, Tiger Woods held a private yet televised press conference to issue an apology in regards to the scandal involving his marriage infidelity. So he owes an apology to.who exactly? His wife? Well, he did break the vow of marriage that he took some odd years ago. His kids? Well, in good nature yes but theyre too young to understand what the hell daddy did. His mother? Well, if Tiger Woods mom is anything like my mom, she doesnt care in the sense that his mistakes are no reflection on her as a person. She will offer support as good mothers do but in the end wont lose sleep over it. And curse out the media where need be. His friends? Well, his friends HAD to have known what was up and of course did nothing to stop it. Dont give me this Oh hes a grown man excuse. Yes, he is an adult but so are they and its their obligation as a friend to call out one of their own when they drop the ball in the wrong court.
His corporate sponsors? Look theyre the idiots who banked on his wholesome image and not his superhuman golf game so theyre the ones at fault for losing all that money. His fans? Im huge Tiger Woods fan (yes partially because hes black) but because he makes golf fun! Hes the only athlete in recent history whose absence actually HURTS the game significantly. Michael Jordan retired, the game kept going. You still had Shaquille ONeal, you still had David Robinson, and you still had Larry Johnson. You didnt have David Stern saying Please come back Michael; the game needs you. But seriously, I dont care about his [Tigers] private life and nor should I; Im not married to him, hes not my father. Therefore his 18-whore golf course doesnt affect me.
The news media? If there is anyone who I have the least amount of sympathy for, its the news media. I have more sympathy for Charles Manson than those blood sucking scumbags. Theyre the biggest proponents of this whole scandal out of a desperate need to fill a 24-hour news cycle. So when Tiger had his press conference and practically cut out all of the media except maybe 2 news reporters, I was ecstatic about that. I mean, what the hell more do you want to know, what his favorite position was? What brand of condoms he used? Did he pull out in time? No matter what questions the news media had for him that he could have answered, that wouldnt be good enough for the Perez Hiltons of the world who have an addiction to gossip. Its sad when I cant tell the difference between the National Inquirer and the Washington Post.
Like I said in my blog "Cheating Husbands have feeling too", what Tiger Woods did affects only Tiger Woods and his family. So that's who he owes an apology to. Not his friends, not his corporate sponsors and definitely not the news media. If they [news media] are THAT bored that someones sex life is worthy of the front page headlines for at least a week, then they need to be fired. There will be plenty of unemployed real journalists who would be willing to take that job. You know, the kind of journalists that report on matter that actually effect people like the fact that only 40% of the $870 billion in Student Loan debt is actually being paid off on time. Or the fact that CEOs in this country make 554 times the salary of the average worker when in 1980 it was a 40 to 1 ratio. Would it hurt to report that?! Oh yea, it would. Because if the American people actually knew how badly they are being taken advantage of by the corporations and the government they would work to put these greedy bastards out of office, out of a job and out of power. Tea Partiers, THEREs your re-distribution of wealth that you claim is socialism.
And now at the top of the hour on the TWE network (Tiger Woods Entertainment), a prostitute who claims to have been one of Tigers mistresses said he fathered two of her kids. Thanks, news media. *Rolls Eyes*
Last week Friday, Tiger Woods held a private yet televised press conference to issue an apology in regards to the scandal involving his marriage infidelity. So he owes an apology to.who exactly? His wife? Well, he did break the vow of marriage that he took some odd years ago. His kids? Well, in good nature yes but theyre too young to understand what the hell daddy did. His mother? Well, if Tiger Woods mom is anything like my mom, she doesnt care in the sense that his mistakes are no reflection on her as a person. She will offer support as good mothers do but in the end wont lose sleep over it. And curse out the media where need be. His friends? Well, his friends HAD to have known what was up and of course did nothing to stop it. Dont give me this Oh hes a grown man excuse. Yes, he is an adult but so are they and its their obligation as a friend to call out one of their own when they drop the ball in the wrong court.
His corporate sponsors? Look theyre the idiots who banked on his wholesome image and not his superhuman golf game so theyre the ones at fault for losing all that money. His fans? Im huge Tiger Woods fan (yes partially because hes black) but because he makes golf fun! Hes the only athlete in recent history whose absence actually HURTS the game significantly. Michael Jordan retired, the game kept going. You still had Shaquille ONeal, you still had David Robinson, and you still had Larry Johnson. You didnt have David Stern saying Please come back Michael; the game needs you. But seriously, I dont care about his [Tigers] private life and nor should I; Im not married to him, hes not my father. Therefore his 18-whore golf course doesnt affect me.
The news media? If there is anyone who I have the least amount of sympathy for, its the news media. I have more sympathy for Charles Manson than those blood sucking scumbags. Theyre the biggest proponents of this whole scandal out of a desperate need to fill a 24-hour news cycle. So when Tiger had his press conference and practically cut out all of the media except maybe 2 news reporters, I was ecstatic about that. I mean, what the hell more do you want to know, what his favorite position was? What brand of condoms he used? Did he pull out in time? No matter what questions the news media had for him that he could have answered, that wouldnt be good enough for the Perez Hiltons of the world who have an addiction to gossip. Its sad when I cant tell the difference between the National Inquirer and the Washington Post.
Like I said in my blog "Cheating Husbands have feeling too", what Tiger Woods did affects only Tiger Woods and his family. So that's who he owes an apology to. Not his friends, not his corporate sponsors and definitely not the news media. If they [news media] are THAT bored that someones sex life is worthy of the front page headlines for at least a week, then they need to be fired. There will be plenty of unemployed real journalists who would be willing to take that job. You know, the kind of journalists that report on matter that actually effect people like the fact that only 40% of the $870 billion in Student Loan debt is actually being paid off on time. Or the fact that CEOs in this country make 554 times the salary of the average worker when in 1980 it was a 40 to 1 ratio. Would it hurt to report that?! Oh yea, it would. Because if the American people actually knew how badly they are being taken advantage of by the corporations and the government they would work to put these greedy bastards out of office, out of a job and out of power. Tea Partiers, THEREs your re-distribution of wealth that you claim is socialism.
And now at the top of the hour on the TWE network (Tiger Woods Entertainment), a prostitute who claims to have been one of Tigers mistresses said he fathered two of her kids. Thanks, news media. *Rolls Eyes*
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