"So, why do you like White Girls so much?" 
This is what my drunk best friend (who is Caucasian) asked me last night while I was DJ'ing. He's trying to understand because he believes I should go for women who, what the fuck did he say, "Ages well (African-American Women)." Now, if he wasn't my best friend I would have told him to leave. I did tell him to shut the hell up [Madea style] but that's besides the point.
Now, asking a question like that is IMO (please correct me if I'm wrong) asking someone, "So, why are you gay?" The more I try to explain, the more ridiculous it sounds. First, I tried to explain is because it started when I was 2 and I developed a crush on Mary Poppins. I mean, I had this strange habit of changing the tint on the TV screen so she would be green. Weird, I know (the green part.) Then he goes off and says, "So, you like stuck-up umbrella bitches then?" Huh?!
So I just said, "Look, I don't know and I don't give a fuck! Get over it!." 
I don't like saying that I like predominately white women because it sounds racist and I know damn well that I'm not. It JUST so happens that the majority of women I date are white and instead of trying to prove a point (that I also like black women just to shut up my critics) I'm just going to let it go. I'm not saying I won't ever date or marry a black women. I just haven't yet and I'm not going to force it because it wouldn't be fair to me (changing who I am and who I attract to please my 'boys') and it wouldn't be fair to the nice and beautiful black women who find me attractive (look, there are plenty of handsome black men who are dorks like I am that you can date who won't bullshit you.)
I love women who love me and that's how it should be. Fuck all the critics (even if they did have 4 beers
)
This is what my drunk best friend (who is Caucasian) asked me last night while I was DJ'ing. He's trying to understand because he believes I should go for women who, what the fuck did he say, "Ages well (African-American Women)." Now, if he wasn't my best friend I would have told him to leave. I did tell him to shut the hell up [Madea style] but that's besides the point.
Now, asking a question like that is IMO (please correct me if I'm wrong) asking someone, "So, why are you gay?" The more I try to explain, the more ridiculous it sounds. First, I tried to explain is because it started when I was 2 and I developed a crush on Mary Poppins. I mean, I had this strange habit of changing the tint on the TV screen so she would be green. Weird, I know (the green part.) Then he goes off and says, "So, you like stuck-up umbrella bitches then?" Huh?!
So I just said, "Look, I don't know and I don't give a fuck! Get over it!." I don't like saying that I like predominately white women because it sounds racist and I know damn well that I'm not. It JUST so happens that the majority of women I date are white and instead of trying to prove a point (that I also like black women just to shut up my critics) I'm just going to let it go. I'm not saying I won't ever date or marry a black women. I just haven't yet and I'm not going to force it because it wouldn't be fair to me (changing who I am and who I attract to please my 'boys') and it wouldn't be fair to the nice and beautiful black women who find me attractive (look, there are plenty of handsome black men who are dorks like I am that you can date who won't bullshit you.)
I love women who love me and that's how it should be. Fuck all the critics (even if they did have 4 beers
)