Someone think of something for me to write about, because holy crap I am so uninteresting lately that it's making my eyes bleed.
Actually, that's pretty interesting. It's like you're crying super-warm tears that are much thicker than those to which you are normally accustomed. These newer, redder tears are also substantially less salty than traditionally indicated. It's all well and good until it starts getting on your clothes, unless you are wearing dark red clothing, like this skirt.
Wait.
ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF "THE COLOR RED..."
"Oh god, why is everything pink?! It wasn't like this twenty-seven minutes ago!"
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Episode 416: Projectiles
Actually, that's pretty interesting. It's like you're crying super-warm tears that are much thicker than those to which you are normally accustomed. These newer, redder tears are also substantially less salty than traditionally indicated. It's all well and good until it starts getting on your clothes, unless you are wearing dark red clothing, like this skirt.
Wait.
ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF "THE COLOR RED..."
"Oh god, why is everything pink?! It wasn't like this twenty-seven minutes ago!"
Direct link
Episode 416: Projectiles
i texted you about it, sillyface.