.the good news
im buying green eyeliner next week
my birthday is in one week
im going to vagas in march to a muck
.the not so cheery news
i fell off the couch and hit my face on the edge of a table and now look as if im wearing black and blue blush.
i left my purse at a stupid house...
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im buying green eyeliner next week
my birthday is in one week
im going to vagas in march to a muck
.the not so cheery news
i fell off the couch and hit my face on the edge of a table and now look as if im wearing black and blue blush.
i left my purse at a stupid house...
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lasnight i tried to take a shot of crown royal but instead of hitting my stomach, it landed in my lungs. it was the most painful thing next to watcing daytime television. but dont worry i fully recoverd.
in other news
i had a boring newyears, like always. but i sure did make quite a few ladies look fabolous.
im off to give my beagle...
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in other news
i had a boring newyears, like always. but i sure did make quite a few ladies look fabolous.
im off to give my beagle...
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brighteye:
ah ok artistic license it is then. that I can certainly live with...and sorry must be the former high school newspaper editor geek in me coming out...you do know you mispelled caffeine? (had to look that one up,,,doesn't follow the 'ol i before e except after c rule) 
your drawings, collages and photo series really speak to me...with a bit of a scandanavian accent...goes down sweet like candy followed by a bit of acid reflux
ok i will stop with the metaphors now.
your drawings, collages and photo series really speak to me...with a bit of a scandanavian accent...goes down sweet like candy followed by a bit of acid reflux
ok i will stop with the metaphors now.
mysweetisrael:
I once choked on Everclear and blew it out my nose. That was the worst pain I've ever felt. It was like battery acid on my mucus glands. Woohoo!
so i lost 100 dollars and my favorite earrings.
perfect.
this year has been one big suckfest and i cant wait till its over so i can just slam the book of 2005 shut and throw it in the fire.
and with the new year comes a new house, and hopefully a new job.
i cant stop thinking about how what i do is just...
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perfect.
this year has been one big suckfest and i cant wait till its over so i can just slam the book of 2005 shut and throw it in the fire.
and with the new year comes a new house, and hopefully a new job.
i cant stop thinking about how what i do is just...
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changes:
I made that rule one year. The tables thing.
io:
Phone jobs can be pretty lucrative, if boring.
yea!happy Christmas/Hanukkah!
eventhough i didnt get to see my family, its been verry nice
i dont think ive ever received so many presents.witch is weird because i normally dont get anything! i got
oil and acrylic paint(!!!!!!!!!!!!)
arapahoe comunity collage mug
nailpolish
cosmo set with martini glass and rimming sugar
card holder
LANCOME! and tons of it!
pink scrap book
2 wind chimes
paint your...
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eventhough i didnt get to see my family, its been verry nice
i dont think ive ever received so many presents.witch is weird because i normally dont get anything! i got
oil and acrylic paint(!!!!!!!!!!!!)
arapahoe comunity collage mug
nailpolish
cosmo set with martini glass and rimming sugar
card holder
LANCOME! and tons of it!
pink scrap book
2 wind chimes
paint your...
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changes:
Every time I drive, I remember why I hate cars.
hellblazer:
The human race is not worth running.
Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays.
so i actually bought the most retarded album on the planet. how? who knows? i went in to get some cd. i dont remember what it was because i might have been a bit off my ass. but i what i do know is i bought some weird polka-punk, irish drinking song inspired peice of 12 dollar shit. that i cant return because i opened...
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hellblazer:
There's nothing wrong with polka-punk irish drinking songs!!
And Watchamacallits are tasty...
And Watchamacallits are tasty...
docalcoholiday:
"whatchmacallit and 92384792492387" ...it's definatly the candy bar that made you sick. Punk-polka irish drinking songs? And your shocked and amazed that it sucked?! ...That'd be like Wierd Al doing a Dropkick cover. Take it easy.
i want to paint my eye lids and put glitter in my eyelashes
and run around the city being me
but i guess instead i will watch tv
and run around the city being me
but i guess instead i will watch tv
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fridgemagnet:
dude appletinis are bad, but their sinister big brother Chocolate Martini is a fucking killer.
wabysaby:
wow sounds like me all ambitious and shit then tv gets in the way. that is why i shot my it never hold my attention for more than a quick "ha fucker i win" anymore. so shoot your television it not just a bumber sticker anymore.
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mrsmeaney:
what's a coach coin purse?
appletinis are so bad, ok so multiple appletinis are bad. ow 
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lilyk:
Welcome to the site. Try not to have too many appletinis with your potpie, that would be a waste of a good pie.
hellblazer:
Appletinis are the worst thing to happen to the martini since gin.
1 part vodka.
Add one garlic-stuffed olive.
Show it a picture of a good bottle of vermouth.
Drink.
Repeat (x100).
1 part vodka.
Add one garlic-stuffed olive.
Show it a picture of a good bottle of vermouth.
Drink.
Repeat (x100).
im having a love afair with red lipstick
who needs a man when you got red lipstick? not me.
who needs a man when you got red lipstick? not me.
fatality:
Mmmm, red lipstick
pot stinks
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Have a fantastic day!
And thanks for taking the time to my little questionnaire thing...