Friday Jun 25, 2004

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popping in the porno, you're looking for what, captions? how many times can you read 'unhhh' on a screen?

in other news, i used to be totally into michael moore. now i don't take him so seriously. i'm not sure farenheit 911 is a 'documentary', really.

Friday Jun 18, 2004

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Let me just tell you....

One word: Havarti. Next time you're enjoying a sandwich, why not give Mr. Havarti a try? It's a rich, creamy cheese that goes well with any kind of lunch meat.

It's most certainly better than ho-hum vanilla-sex American, better than vomit-inducing Swiss (barf), and that BASTARD Cheddarella.

What the fuck is Cheddarella anyway? It be yellow w/ white streaks. (Duh,...
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comicking:
Cheddarella, that's the cheese that went to the ball with Prince Albert in the Can but had to get home before midnight or turn into a pumkin pie... I think

Sunday Jun 13, 2004

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Seen Harry Potter yet? I haven't. But anyway, pedophiles of the world, unite!

I have found your patron saint, at last. http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

I do think it's a joke, btw.
benni:
hahahahahahaha!

and to answer your question, no. no i havent. i haven't seen any of them, and i have this feeling like maybe i should watch them in order.

how've you been, sir? kiss

Sunday May 30, 2004

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Okay so we all know gas prices suck. Is it just me, or have they been MAJORLY sucking?

It's like when we passed $2.00 a gallon, it just SHOT up from there. It's now like $2.30a gallon. All in a few weeks.

It saw the $2 point and just ran with it. Followed-through the finish line if you will.

How do you feel now, you...
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benni:
i don't ever feel bad for suv owners, and theorize that they can suck my cock! okay, maybe that's a little harsh... i have some friends who own suvs... but they actually USE them. i'm talking about the people in the hummers who feel they need it for the four mile flat commute to work and back. but by god, they're so much better than me cuz they have a fucking HUMMER. ugliest vehicle ever, anyways.

damn kids. i'm so angry!

but you found my secret set! so that makes life worth living again... hehehe... glad you liked it. i love it so much... i'm just happy i was able to upload them and share them with you guys anyhoo... blush

Monday May 10, 2004

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Hey, I gotta be honest....

I'm not a big fan of breast implants. Sometimes they can look okay but they don't usually.

Ladies...small breasts really are okay. We like you just the way you are. Of course if you feel better about yourself getting a boob job who am I to say you can't have one?

We also like it when you go easy on...
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Thursday Apr 29, 2004

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yes, we decided not to do it. we decided to stop before actual intercourse.

still. oh, it was hot. we were so bad. i'll never forget it.

i'm a better man for it. let's have some morals, kthxbye.

Thursday Apr 22, 2004

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I'm living on shattered faith
The kind that likes to restrict your breath
never been a better time than this
suffocate on eternal bliss

In a city
that swells with so much hate
you seem to rise above
and take its place
the heart pumps until it dies
drain the blood, the heart is wise

All my friends are murder
All my bones are marrows...
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benni:
hahaha... it's true, i too have basked in their artery clogging glory...

i have a thing for large cats... uh... did i say that out loud? shocked

Wednesday Apr 14, 2004

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YOU'RE FIRED!

With all your money, Donald Trump, you need to buy yourself a hair transplant or something. That's the most ridiculous comb-over I've ever seen.

You what, comb over from the back?? It looks horrible.
benni:
i find it's better not to look at him... biggrin

you know, the way you worded it... that's the feeling... see, you know what im talking about! thank you for making me feel a little less... crazy... ARRR!!!

Sunday Apr 11, 2004

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I got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell.

When I'm done with you, you'll all be wearing solid-gold diapers

What does that mean?

Don't question Bruce Dickinson!

Thursday Apr 08, 2004

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Oh man. I am a bad, bad man. Today I made out gently with a girl half my age. I'm not over 36 if you know what I mean.

S'all good. Nothing illegal happened, Mr. Officer sir.
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