raiparfait

Handling the emptiness post-breakup. Ugh, it's like having the flu. Can this just be over?

Twenty first birthday caretaker. What a good experience. Also. The effects of scary movies in the morning will linger and resurface when the sun sets. Scary movies? Bad.

So... it's been a while. Bald these days. Thinking about sending in an application. Also shirking my homework.... by blogging. Good plan.

Dear venting board,

I am missing a part of my right middle finger.

Cut the tip off whilst cleaning a meat slicer in the deli. Went to the ER, and right after discharge went back to my store to file an incident report and piss in a cup (drug test policy). Thought I was being helpful by expediting the bureaucracy but no. Actually Rai, you...
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Dear Suicidegirls community,

This may not be the only time I address you in letter format- it's my favorite method of expression, even when verbal. I like haikus and I'm super jazzed to have joined. I live in a cornfield.

Most sincerely,
Rai Parfait