so i was feeling really shitting this morning and i thought that i might jump in front of a bus on my way back from the post office which i had to go to to send one of those 'give me all your money you worthless bill-evading hollowed human scum' letters by recorded delivery but i managed to fight off the urge.
i did however, almost put my boot through the face of one of those self-righteous charity street workers that ask you to donate all your hard earned money to the white trash population because for some reason white trash just cant stop breeding (someone should have mentioned this to my mother about 25-26 years ago)...anyway, what was i saying?
oh yes, so i safely made it back to the office so that i can apply for bail for some law breaking person who really doesn't deserve to have it, but thats another story (aren't they all?)...
and back at my office i my mood was forced to twist about as i had 2 presents waiting for me! (pictures of which i would have liked to post, but once again my petty human brain got a little over soggy--or perhaps under watered--today and i just couldn't figure out how to do it)
I got a beautiful orchid plant that i think i will name Empress Jackhammer
and--> my ticket for the NIN show in march arrived!!!!
i did however, almost put my boot through the face of one of those self-righteous charity street workers that ask you to donate all your hard earned money to the white trash population because for some reason white trash just cant stop breeding (someone should have mentioned this to my mother about 25-26 years ago)...anyway, what was i saying?
oh yes, so i safely made it back to the office so that i can apply for bail for some law breaking person who really doesn't deserve to have it, but thats another story (aren't they all?)...
and back at my office i my mood was forced to twist about as i had 2 presents waiting for me! (pictures of which i would have liked to post, but once again my petty human brain got a little over soggy--or perhaps under watered--today and i just couldn't figure out how to do it)
I got a beautiful orchid plant that i think i will name Empress Jackhammer
and--> my ticket for the NIN show in march arrived!!!!
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BTW like your new pic it looks really cool
Wimmin (pronounced weeeeeeeeeemin, in a mexican stylie): Anyone who is a female
Lady (pronun laydeeeeeeeee): An exceptionally attractive female of film-star quality. Keira Knightly is a laydeeeeee.
Doris: An ugly female
Bint: The worst of the worst
Dippy Bint : stupid as well as ugly
Totty: An female who one percieves to be just 'out of reach' in the pulling stakes, owing to her being more attractive than most wimmin in the room/pub/town etc.
Hope this is a little clearer - it is, alas, too early in the morning for my vocabulary to be working correctly